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Play With Caution Boys – Ladies Try Not To Be So Hard On Them

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broke xboxThis is a warning to all you fellas out there that have recently acquired a new video game or gaming console this holiday season, play with caution especially when your girlfriend is around. If you plan on playing your video game for hours on end and completely ignoring your woman … think again.

If you plan on vegging out over the latest edition of Call Of Duty, or any game for that matter for more than ten hours be sure to have a “girlfriend plan” ready.

Before you even begin playing your game call your woman see hows she’s doing, if she lives with you spend a little quality time with her. Once you have warmed her up you may then begin your game playing marathon, but don’t think your work is done… it’s not that easy.

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The next phase, one you have engaged  in multiple campaigns, missions, and/or explorations for several hours your body will either tell you that its hungry, needing to pee, or maybe you just need to stretch. This would be the perfect time to check on your girl and make sure she’s good, again this is just a

simple gesture, not to mention your gaining nookie points  depending on the action; ask your girl if she is thirsty or PS3hungry if you get yourself a snack, if your just stretching ask her if she maybe wants to play a round or two..tell her you will teach her to play, let her win a game or two..again you’re just gaining more nookie points.

This is your warning play with caution on your gaming console may end up like the ones in the videos and links below.

Happy Gaming!

What happens when a video game console goes head to head with an angry girlfriend?

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She Smashed His PS3…OMG My Feelings Are So Hurt

 

Umm, she went in!

 

Ignorant News: Man Arrested Shoplifting During “Shop With A Cop” Event At Walmart

Dumbest Criminal of the Year?

This guy here HAS to be in the running for “Dumbest Criminal Of the Year.” Maybe there should be a school of criminals cause this right here???

Shouts to the Huffington Post for this blunder of a crime.

Walmart security had it pretty easy over the weekend when a man allegedly decided it would be a good idea to shoplift while 50 police officers held a charity event at the store.

Officials in Maryland arrested Timothy Randall Clark on Saturday after he allegedly attempted to steal over $500 in video game products at the same time that law enforcement authorities were holding their “Shop With A Cop” community program, according to a Charles County Sheriff’s Department press release.

The store’s loss prevention unit discovered the 22-year-old cutting open and shoving video games and accessories into his shirt and promptly contacted police — they were everywhere, anyway — before the suspect could make it to the door.

Shop With A Cop is a nationally held charity program intended to build good relations between law enforcement and local youth.

Authorities say they found 26 Play Station and Xbox games, two controllers, and various other video game accessories valued at $635.04.

Clark is charged with theft.

J.R. Bang Says: He should be charged with stupidity as well. Stupidity should be a crime.