Tag Archives: Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart Helps To Find Rabid Kittens That Were GIVEN AWAY in Parking Lot

 

 

 

 

(Insert Larry the Cable Guy Voice) “You Ever Been To The Walmart???” Ok, now that the initial corniness albeit filthy rich corniness is over seriously imagine going into your local Walmart and in the parking people are giving away free cute little innocent baby kittens.  Now you take the kittens home, an incident occurs and then you find out your kittens have rabies.

Yes all of this happened outside of a Walmart in  McDonough, Georgia.  A man took one of the six kittens who were in the litter, an orange tabby to his family and after a week the kitten began to act sick.  The man took the cat to the veterinarian and then after bringing the cat back home it scratched his wife. That prompted a mandatory 10-day quarantine (Under Georgia law) and a bite report to the animal control office.

There’s more when the man had taken the cat to the vet, the vet told him that the cat was lethargic and wouldn’t live 10 days (that’s when you hope the kids aint got attached to the kitten). So sadly but evidently the kitten died and test were ran on it and came positive back for rabies.

Now Henry County, Georgia officials say that they are 99% sure that all of the other kittens in the litter had rabies as well and need to get all of the kittens back as well as anyone who has come in contact with them and even the two women who were passing them out.  Because in case you didn’t know Rabies is a deadly virus if not treated and we all remember the Stephen King movie “CUJO” don’t we?

But if anything the real lesson that we have learned and mainly men especially since a man got the kitten is…….all cute cuddly and free pussy aint safe healthy non infected pussy…..we’re talking bout the kittens right????

An “Enticing” Booty Gets A Man In Trouble In Walmart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

R.Kelly & Jay-Z on their “Best Of Both World’s” album said “the power of the p-u-*-*-y” but in this case its the power of the B-O-O-T-Y, and out of all places where it becomes hypnotic, outside the Women’s Dressing Room in Walmart.

This actually happened in North Lauderdale, Florida when 18 year old Aaron Morris was arrested after allegedly groping womens buttocks as they were coming out of dressing room.  But it gets better when Morris was arrested and asked by the Broward County Sheriffs why he was grabbing and gripping random booty butt cheeks he told the Sheriff ““Her booty looked so good….I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

Now I have person seen some of the faces attached to the booty’s that walk in and out of my local Walmart and I will say that none of them are worth following and waiting until they come out the Walmart and grab some ass I will just talk to them in the frozen food section of Aldi.  But i almost guarantee this is the song that was playing in his head…

 

Ignorant News: Kansas Couple Steals KY Jelly, Have Sex In Wal-Mart

 

 

 

 

 

[Via The Smoking Gun]

A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.

The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.

Witnesses told officers that the couple was openly fondling each other in full view of fellow Walmart shoppers (which resulted in the lewd and lascivious charges). Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant and other items.

Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”

Call and Gianakon–both of whom appeared sober–were briefly booked into the Reno County jail on the misdemeanor counts.

Ignorant News: Man Tricks Woman, Sucks Her Toe In Wal-Mart

 

 

 

 

 

 

A woman says a man claiming to be with a TV show sucked her toe inside an east Georgia Walmart after claiming everything she purchased that day would be free if she complied with the unusual request.

The Augusta Chronicle reports that the woman called sheriff’s deputies Tuesday to describe the bizarre encounter in the Grovetown store, west of Augusta.

Columbia County sheriff’s reports say the man asked the 18-year-old if her toenails were painted, whether she’d watched America’s Funniest Home Videos and said he was with the show.

Authorities say he asked if he could kiss her foot as part of the prank, then started sucking on her big toe.

The woman said she screamed, the man said “it tasted so good, though” and then ran from the Walmart.

Source: NBCNews.com

The Jackson’s (Minus Michael & Janet) Announce A U.S TOUR?

The Jackson Brothers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s be realistic and honest here, unless A) Jermaine’s hair is either cut into a solid socially acceptable hairdo or B) somebody finally tell me whats Tito’s actual purpose are you really looking forward to seeing a Jacksons reunion…..wait for it …..U.S TOUR?

maybe this will explain why The Jackson’s: An American Dream has been getting played or TV more than when Michael actually died. In their first tour since ‘VICTORY’ in 1984, the brothers Jackie, Marlon, Jermaine and Tito will be goin on tour this summer in 18 cities.

They will be hitting Cleveland, Merrillville, Louisville, Raleigh, Charlotte, New York (PLEASE GOD LET THEM BE PART OF THE HOT 97 SUMMER JAM) and Atlanta to name a few. What that means is that somebody’s Child Support payments are going to help pay the Jackson’s child support payments.

I just have a few final questions tho…How come they didn’t get Randy?????, How will this work without MJ ????and will they do this song and wear these outfits……

Octomom Goes Topless

The Octomom says she has lost 10 stone in weight…..for those who don’t know WHAT IN THE HELL A STONE IS. she’s lost 140lbs. But what else can you expect from a woman who gave birth to 8 kids at one time and swore she was destined for reality TV fame. And NOW she’s getting naked for rent.

Nadya Suleman who is more affectionately known as the Octomom in a recent interview for Closer Magazine talks about how she lost the weight, how she looks better than ever (that face says otherwise) and that she doesn’t get the credit she deserves for takin care of her litter, brood, children.

She got topless because she needed $10,000 because she doesn’t have a regular job and has no way to pay her bills or her rent.

She has 14 kids i believe at least half of them can go around selling Worlds Finest Chocolate and getting donation for a basketball team named “RAPTORS” that no one has EVER seen the uniforms for.

Jay says WHO IS TELLING HER  THAT BODY IS SEXY?!?!?!?!?!!? More than likely the same people that’s killing Lil Kim’s self esteem to make her face look like re-molded candle wax.

Who was in the “Name Giving” portion of the marketing department

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So Imagine you have a high paying 9 to 5 job making a multi-million dollar and your job is to make the name of a product that will be distributed and sold to MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WORLD WIDE. Ok got it, now the product has been made imagine you are grocery shopping with your kids aand you child brings you something and says “Oooh, ooh mommy mommy” or “ooh oooh side chick of my daddy” or “ooh ooh dude who only come over after my daddy leaves for work” but nonetheless the child walks up to you with a bag of “SQUEZEE WONDER WIENERS” what would you do???

Now imagine an entire line of products and even stores with questionable ass names well here’s just a few.

Oily Boy???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LoveJuice????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cum Clean???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kiddie Wieners

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wack Off???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hand Job???

Ignorant News: 300 Pound Man Walks Into Walmart To Steal, Naked

Dude could pass for Rick Ross

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s always something crazy going on at a Wal-Mart. This one ranks as one of the craziest. The Ledger gives us this bit of Ignorant News

A hefty southeastern Pennsylvania man is behind bars after police say he walked naked into a Walmart and stole a pair of socks.

Thirty-two-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor was arrested Wednesday night after police say he stripped off his clothes in the parking lot of the Exton store and went inside.

Police say surveillance footage shows the 6-foot-4, 300-pound Downingtown man walking around the store. Authorities say they used a stun gun to subdue him after he refused to comply with officers’ orders.

Taylor was arraigned on charges including aggravated assault and indecent exposure. He’s being held on $50,000 bail at Chester County Prison.

Check the news report here

J.R. Bang Says: I know a whole bunch of white people thought that was Rick Ross.

“Hey Y’all!” Paula done got THE SUGAR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Hey Yall” have ya heard the queen of deep frying, the countess of cholesterol, the duchess of dumplings has recently come out and told the world that she has Type 2 diabetes aka…………..THE SUGAR ! ! ! ! ! (cue sarcastic ass music)

The 64-year-old Food Network star said she’s teamed up with drug maker Novo Nordisk to promote a new program called “Diabetes in a New Light” which offers recipe tips and other coping advice for people with the disease.

Deen has had the disease for three years and treats it with the Novo Nordisk drug Victoza, according to USA Today. Victoza is a once daily injectable drug used with diet and exercise to control blood sugar levels in people with type 2 diabetes.

Deen said her diagnosis is not a death sentence and won’t change how she cooks, but it has caused her to make lifestyle changes. Cause lets be real we all KNEW it was a matter of time, hell i put Paula Deen in the celebrity death pool EVERY YEAR and I still havent cashed in.

“I have made simple changes in my life, like cutting back on one of my favorite things, sweet tea – and for a Southern girl, that’s a big deal,” she said in a video on the Diabetes in a New Light website.

Her diagnosis put the spotlight on the cooking she’s famous for fatty foods loaded with butter and sugar. So much butter it would make a cow lose its mind

“When your signature dish is a hamburger in between a doughnut, and you’ve been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you’ve got Type 2 Diabetes … It’s in bad taste if nothing else,” celebrity chef Anthony Bourdain, told People.

Deen however defended her cooking style on the Today Show this morning, telling Al Roker, “Like I told Oprah, ‘Honey, I’m your cook, not your doctor,” she said. “You have to be responsible.” (translation “Margarine may be just as healthy as butter so use that”)

When it comes to her famous Southern recipes, Deen said she wouldn’t change her ways entirely, but preached moderation. Which means instead of 3 sticks of whole butter she would now use three sticks of LOWFAT BUTTER !!

Ok so Paula has for lack of better words COME OUT OF THE CUPBOARD heres my guess who’s next……………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

None other than Man V Food host ADAM RICHMAN ! !

You knew it was gonna go in lights somewhere

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You knew that some  people were excited and some were religious skeptics and hell I even thought she was pregnant but a surrogate chick was, but this right here is INSANE ! ! !

So in the GOOD OLE SOUTH Beyonce‘s new baby Blue Ivy Carter is being considered as the devil incarnate, this is what someone decided to put on the front of a church sign in North Carolina . They decided to put on the sign  “Beyonce had her baby. Satan is on Earth.”

The pastor at Beulah Hill Baptist Church in West End, NC says  he only found out about the sign after receiving numerous complaints from locals — and removed it immediately.

Now the pastor insists, the church had nothing to do with the apocalyptic message … it was simply the victim in a random act of mischief. So basically the pastor is saying that someone is running around with a box full of signage letters just waiting for the perfect opportunity to change the message from the church announcements.

My money is on the janitor, most of them are old surly and believe satan exists in every young person and three of the surviving members of DeBarge.

The internet and all social media networks have been FLOODED by what people believe the spawn of dance sweat and camel spit to look like and IT AINT PRETTY here’s an example…….