You would think that after Black Friday (the day AFTER Thanksgiving) or at the latest that Saturday you would not even want to SEE any type of Thanksgiving related food. But this right here isn’t the case, this right here shows people still want that potentially dried out ass turkey and sweet potatoes.
An Indiana man has been arrested for allegedly stabbing his mother’s boyfriend after discovering that he had eaten his Thanksgiving leftovers.
Taz Miller, 18, became enraged late Sunday when he realized that his turkey was poached from the refrigerator by Christopher Teer, his mother’s 35-year-old live-in boyfriend. Miller had returned to his Winchester, Indiana home with the leftovers after celebrating Thanksgiving at his grandmother’s house.
Now check this out Miller, who describes himself as a “fighter and a rapper” on his Twitter page, retaliated for the pilferage by stabbing Teer in the arm and leg. That’s a THUG for you going gangster over leftovers. I just want to hear his new single “Carving More than Turkey”.
Teer told police that Miller with a large black-handled knife in hand, said, “I’m going to fucking kill you!” He then allegedly stabbed Teer in the arm and thigh, and tried to strangle him. Teer was treated for his wounds at a local hospital.
When questioned by police, Miller acknowledged he “became angry when Mr. Teer ate his turkey” and that he grabbed a kitchen knife. Though he was wearing blood-stained clothing, the teen claimed that he “did not know if the knife caused any of the injuries” suffered by Teer. He basically had an out-of-body experience and wanted that old meal.
Investigators recovered the bloody weapon from Teer’s bed. The knife’s eight-inch serrated blade was bent at a 45-degree angle, and “blood and tissue was observed on the pointed end.” Miller has been charged battery with a deadly weapon and strangulation.
Now let’s be honest and adult here. we know what this is all really about and its not about Thanksgiving Dinner. Taz probably made a reference about stuffing and Teer said, “Your mom loves my stuffing” and he got pissed.