Ignorant News: Chicago Teen Shoots Himself, Blames Ninjas

An Illinois teen who was injured in a shooting Friday is believed to have shot himself, officials said.

 

The 17-year-old boy from Elmwood Park was taken to Loyola Hospital in Maywood, Ill., with a gunshot wound to his left groin area when he reportedly told police he was shot by two men wearing ninja masks.

 

Police investigated, talked to witnesses and reviewed surveillance but found no evidence of the attack. The boy, who has gang ties, confessed that he was driving in a car and playing with a gun when it discharged in his lap, the Chicago Tribune reported.

 

Medical personnel said the wound reflected self-infliction and officials are working to determine where the incident occurred to determine which police agency has jurisdiction over the case, according to the Tribune.

 

NBCChicago.com

Ignorant News: Teen Calls Police On Mother After Hearing Her Have Sex

Call the Po-Po!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think every kid has caught their parents in the act. It’s what this young girl did that leads me to think that her moms must be a bust down.

A 15-year-old girl called 911 to report she could hear her mom having sex, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The website reports:

The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”

J.R. Bang Says: This kid should be put on punishment!

[Via The Smoking Gun]