First off let me say this “We Are NOT directly looking in the state of Florida for these crazy ass stories” they just happen to keep happening.
So imagine you see a police chase happening and in the middle of the chase (which is on foot mind you), you see the person being chased run in a place a come out with a beer then keep on going….yup that actually happened.
Florida police say they caught 21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger early Sunday morning looting a home in Lighthouse Point and vandalizing it with graffiti and mustard (dirty bastard mustard stains are hella difficult to get out), the Sun Sentinel reported.
He had also been stuffing laptops, medications and various electronics into a suitcase, according to a police report obtained by NBC Miami.
Fatzinger allegedly fled, sparking a ground and helicopter police chase.
A deputy in the helicopter says he saw Fatzinger run into a second house, then come back out with two bottles of beer. He later discarded the bottles during his getaway attempt. Figured if you are gonna go down might as well go down with a nice little buzz.
Fatzinger was eventually cornered by a K-9 and allegedly punched the dog.
His charges include burglary, grand theft, striking a police dog and resisting arrest with violence.