Tag Archives: Robbery

Man Stops For Beer During Police Chase

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First off let me say this “We Are NOT directly looking in the state of Florida for these crazy ass stories”  they just happen to keep happening.

So imagine you see a police chase happening and in the middle of the chase (which is on foot mind you), you see the person being chased run in a place a come out with a beer then keep on going….yup that actually happened.

Florida police say they caught 21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger early Sunday morning looting a home in Lighthouse Point and vandalizing it with graffiti and mustard (dirty bastard mustard stains are hella difficult to get out), the Sun Sentinel reported.

He had also been stuffing laptops, medications and various electronics into a suitcase, according to a police report obtained by NBC Miami.

Fatzinger allegedly fled, sparking a ground and helicopter police chase.

A deputy in the helicopter says he saw Fatzinger run into a second house, then come back out with two bottles of beer. He later discarded the bottles during his getaway attempt. Figured if you are gonna go down might as well go down with a nice little buzz.

Fatzinger was eventually cornered by a K-9 and allegedly punched the dog.

His charges include burglary, grand theft, striking a police dog and resisting arrest with violence.

But oh wait the story gets a whole lot better. The owner of the beer bottles also wants to press charges against Fatzinger, according to the Sun. I bet you it was craft beer that was stolen.

Girl Scouts Get Robbed for Cookies

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We all have had our run in with Girl Scout cookies.  Some of us have even grown such an affinity for them to where once we hear that the time for selling comes around, you have people making orders at work by the dozens or looking for little booths selling them on the street.  Well somebody evidently loved them so much and didn’t want to wait to order just a few boxes and needed a whole warehouse worth.

in South Carolina’s Spartanburg County, a thief allegedly stole nearly $19,000 worth of Girl Scout cookies from a storage facility, police said.

An incident report filed this week said the thief made off with 450 cases of Girl Scout cookies — worth an estimated $18,900 — from Carey Moving and Storage, Inc., WSPA-TV, Spartanburg, S.C., reported Wednesday.

The cases contained about 5,400 boxes of cookies. That’s a whole lot of Thin Mints and Samoas

Brian Carey, the owner of the storage company, said surveillance footage from the facility has been handed over to investigators, adding that his company performs strict drug and background checks and if it turns out that one of his employees was involved in the theft, such behavior won’t be tolerated.

Carey also he would order more cookies to help reimburse the Girl Scouts for the loss.

A spokeswoman for the Girl Scouts of South Carolina said the cookies would have been sold at cookie booths across the 22 counties throughout the state. Proceeds from the cookie sales would have gone to help local scouts plan trips and organize community events.

Somebody is about to be selling Girl Scout cookies like people who buy one newspaper and steal the whole stack then sell them on a morning train.

Man Steals Marijuana Because He Was Addicted To The Smell

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember in the movie “New Jack City” Chris Rock’s character “Pookie” said that crack/cocaine kept “calling him” well this right here can almost be considered the same thing except wasn’t anything talking just letting out an captivating aroma.

A western Pennsylvania (to be exact Charleroi, Pennsylvania) is accused of stealing a small bag of marijuana held as evidence, meaning it was in the hands of the police, because he allegedly couldn’t resist the drug’s aroma.

Authorities say that 27-year-old David Allan Thompson of Charleroi stopped at a police station to offer police some unspecified information. But his visit to the police station didn’t stop there. Police say that Thompson apparently stole the bag of marijuana while an officer was logging them into evidence after police had seized them that night.

Police confronted Thompson outside the station. They say he handed over the drugs and confessed, saying….wait for it……….. “I just couldn’t help myself. That bud smelled so good.”

Thompson faces a preliminary hearing Aug. 23.. If this is not the candidate for DUMBASS OF THE YEAR then I do not know what is.

 

Ignorant News: Forget The Money! They Stole The Sex Toys!

While a television and other valuable items were left untouched, a bag containing various sex toys was taken from an Iowa Avenue residence Monday evening, according to police reports.

The victim was away from her home over the weekend for a convention in Las Vegas, but returned home Monday around 10 p.m., she told police.

When she arrived, she realized a pink Adidas bag containing sex toys and antibiotics had been taken.

As the woman sells sex toys for a living, she needed to take inventory to see what items had been stolen, according to the police report.

Neighbors in the area told police they hadn’t seen any unusual activity, and there were no signs of forced entry or visible damage. Police are continuing their investigation.
Source: Galesburg.com

Ignorant News: “Buxom Bandit” Goes On A Robbing Spree

Plenty of distraction on this one here.

Queensland, Australia cops in Australia are looking for the so-called “Buxom Bandit,” who robbed a Gold Coast gas station early this morning, according to a police news release.

The blonde-haired woman wearing a low-cut top drove to the gas station with another man, according to the release. She then busted into the station, went behind the counter and threatened the clerk with a knife before making off with an unreported amount of cash, the release said.

News Nine MSN notes that the woman, who is still at large, made a couple of crucial errors that could help police track her down.

She failed to wear anything that disguised her face, which was captured on the gas station’s surveillance camera.

The bandit also wore a fingerprint concealing glove on her knife-wielding hand, using her un-gloved digits to grab the cash and potentially leave other prints behind, MSN reports.

Australia’s Triple M Radio DJ Mick Molloy spoke out in support of the well-endowed robber. If she’s caught, Molloy promised to show up to her trial chanting, “free the Gold Coast two!”

[Via Huffington Post]

Ignorant News: Robbery Occurs In Front of Evanston Police Station

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This has to got in the “This just should NOT happen. Shouts to the Chicago Tribune and my boy Trevell (Twitter: @DaBestNTheWorld)

Three men abandoned their weekend robbery attempt when the Northwestern University student they had confronted pointed out that they were standing in front of the university police station.

The incident began about 10:40 p.m. Sunday as the student walked east in the 500 block of Clark Street, according to a university alert. The student passed a large group of men walking toward him on the south side of the street, and as he passed, one person in the group yelled “yo” at him, the alert states.

The student did not respond and kept walking, turning north on the east side of Hinman Avenue. Three men approached him and demanded his money.

“Empty your pockets or we’ll shoot you,” the alert quotes one of the would-be robbers. The men did not display a weapon, the alert notes.

The student told the three men that he didn’t think it was a good idea to rob him while they were standing in front of the university police station, according to the alert.

The three men fled south on Hinman and west on Clark. The student was unable to provide police with a detailed description of the men, and neither Evanston police officers nor university police were able to locate them.

Anyone with information about the incident should contact Evanston police at 847-866-5000.

Ignorant News of the Day: Man Robs Woman, Asks For Date

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“Now how could you be that damn stupid?… And dumb?” - Mary Lou Parker

Simply put: This is the dumbest criminal of the year.

[Via Huffington Post]

John Jardini, a 26-year-old from Pittsburgh, faces charges for allegedly taking $60 from a woman he approached on the street, according to told KDKA-TV.

Jardini then called the woman twice to ask if she had a boyfriend and if she wanted to go on a date, according to the news station.

The woman called police, who started tracking Jardini through his phone records, UPI reported. But before they could pinpoint Jardini’s exact location, they received a report that the alleged robber was attacking the same girl and her mother outside a nearby market.

Cops collared the lovestruck loser, and identified him as the same guy who had robbed her earlier that day.


Jardini was charged with robbery and assault and ordered held in jail without bail.

J.R. Bang Says: The fact this dude robbed her, asked for a date and tried to mess with her again with the mom too? Throw away the key fam…

“Everybody HAAAAATES Chris !!!!”

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Damn Breezy becoming R&B’s new Bobby Brown, minus the drugs, the bakers dozen in kids, the bloating ok basically he’s becoming a HOODLUM.

Shouts out to MSNBC.com for this right here.

Singer Chris Brown snatched a fan’s phone after she took a photo of him outside the South Beach club Cameo, telling her emphatically that she would not post his picture “on no website,” then drove off, Miami Beach Police said.

Brown’s eager fan, a 24-year-old Miami woman, told police that she was inside Cameo during the wee hours Sunday when she saw Brown, 22, and fellow artist Tyga leaving the nightclub at 1445 Washington Ave. through a side door.

The woman, Christal Spann, and her friends followed Brown and rapper Tyga outside, where she saw him get into his black Bentley, according to a Miami Beach Police report. Spann approached Brown and took a photo with her $500 white iPhone 4S while he was sitting in his car.

Then the surly hip-hop star reached through the window, took her cell phone from her hands, and said, “B**** you ain’t going to  put that on no website,” Spann told police.

He put up his window, drove west on Espanola Way, and north on Washington Avenue, police said.

Police responded at 4:43 a.m. They listed the offense as a “robbery by sudden snatching,” and said the incident would be further investigated.

Police said the state attorney’s officeis preparing the arrest warrant for Brown. Tyga wasn’t implicated, they said. Authorities say they don’t believe Brown in still in Miami.

The state attorney’s office wouldn’t comment on the case.

Brown couldn’t immediately be reached for comment.

Jay says: Chris done hit a woman, broke out windows, snapped on twitter, now snatching phones and got a warrant out on him.  Yeah I’m waiting on the tear drop tattoo but in the mean time Rih Rih tell your boo Chris to do like the lyrics of his own song.

You may not even be able to fight Child Support in death.. Even if already DEAD!

 

 

 

 

Many men feel like they will finally be done paying Child Support when they are dead. Well what if you get a chick pregnant while you already have checked out of life.

In Lexington, Missouri an woman who must have been so extremely hot and bothered that she needed a cold shaft has managed to get knocked up and locked up.  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by said dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

Now according to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home (go figure right )a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

Jay Washington thinks-well this is proof that just not only does the MARMADUKE in the comic strips want a bone and more than likely she is going to give birth to that baby that drove Mekhi Phifer ass crazy then got shot in Dawn of the Dead.

Ignorant News: Store Clerk Knocks Out World Be Robber

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Mostafa Hend: Worst Robber Ever?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An armed robber broke in to The We Buy Gold shop demanding money but store clerk Derek Mothershead made sure he got more than that.

The suspect approached Mothershead with his demands. Not only did he receive the money, is got a fist to the face for his troubles.

“He kind of begged me to let him go, Mothershead said: “You came in and tried to rob us. You’re going to jail”

To make matters worse The thief, later identified as 25-year-old Mostafa Hend was forced to mop up his own blood from the shop floor with paper towels and cleaner!

Hend Cleaning his mess up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Check out the video below

Some people are just not built for crime.