If this don’t teach dudes that “NO MEANS NO! ! !” then I dont know what the hell will.
Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.
I can honestly say that this is justifiable but its in South Africa now, what happens when and if this hits the United States, there will be a lot less FRAT PARTY ‘she said she wanted it bro” incidents. And taking a drunk chick home from the club will result now in cab drivers COMING UP on late night fares.
Or what about the VINDICTIVE females who have a grudge and for sometimes NO APPARENT REASON, now some poor dude gotta walk around with his man-man looking like shredded beef.
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