Ignorant News: Cop Accused Of Masturbating In Squad Car While On Duty








I can understand being horny on the job biut to act on the hornyness is a little bit off…

a former police sergeant in Santa Fe, N.M., is in a touchy situation after the release of video caught on his own dash cam that suggests he had a graphic sexual conversation with himself and masturbated while on duty.

The video, which was obtained by KOB-TV,just shows the vehicle of former Sgt. Mike Eiskant, but the audio is much steamier.

Eiskant was alone in the vehicle during his audio-erotic encounter and the sound of a zipper is clearly audible. It also appears he is masturbating while looking at a picture of a naked woman on his cell phone and texting.

The video lasts at least 10 minutes and at one especially heated point, he says, “Oh, show me those big beautiful breasts, baby.”

Although only one such video was found in 10 hours of tape obtained by the station, at least one former officer isn’t surprised by the alleged masturbation.

Former officer Shannon Brady told KOB-TV in a follow-up report that Eiskant had a reputation for being a “creeper” and stalking women.

Brady said she even tried to bring a harassment complaint against Eiskant years ago to the Santa Fe police department’s human resource division that was handled by then human resource compliance officer Raymond Rael, who has since been promoted to chief of police.

“They had plenty of opportunities over the course of many years to do something about it and they refused to,” Brady told the station.

The former officer said when she went to file her claim, Rael asked her if she was, “doing this only because of all the rumors against Mike Eiskant stalking women,” and offered mediation with Eiskant which she declined.

You can read more here at The Huffington Post.

Man… What if he would have got a call for a crime in progress?

Ignorant News: Cop Broadcasts Himself Having Sex

Dion Anthony










We all get horny. A lot of people in the world have fantasies about sexin’ it up in the workplace and women love a man in uniform. This brother just went a tad too far though.

Here is some advice from Memphis, Tenn., Sergeant Karen Rudolph that might have saved a police officer accused of having sex in his squad car a bit of trouble:

“Anytime you communicate via a handheld or console microphone you want to remain professional.

That’s what Rudolph told MyFox Memphiswhen asked about officer Dion Anthony, who is accused of broadcasting his on-duty sexual encounter over his police radio.

According to the station, not only could all on-duty officers hear what Anthony was allegedly doing, but so could anyone with a police scanner.

Anthony has been suspended and the audio recording has not been released.

ABC 24 in Memphis got reaction to the burgeoning scandal from local residents.

“I guess that’s what they call working overtime,” quipped resident Denett Davis.

J.R. Bang Says: At least it wasn’t police brutality. Was it?

[Via The Huffington Post]

See What Happens When You Don’t Get your Main Chick a Gift

Kierra Reed















Soooooooooooooooooo ladies if your man didn’t get you a Valentines Day do you just go straight off the damn deep end and try to prison shank him….well that is what this woman did.

Kierra Reed, 22 of Colerain Township,OH (ummm that by Cincinnati) got into a verbal argument with her man when he didn’t get her anything, then it went from verbal to her scratching and clawing and pushing, and then the dude (who’s identity remains withheld—In my CHEATERS announcer voice) locked himself in a bedroom. She then got even more pissed said she was gonna kill him, went to the kitchen got a butcher knife and pulled a Jack Nicholson from The Shining on the door.  That’s when somebody, who heard the noise called the police, cause more than likely dude didn’t get a chance to grab his phone and they arrested her on the spot.

El Crazy chick has been charged with Aggravated Menacing …..MENACING ! ! ! !

Jay’s thought- one of two things happened, either A she was gonna get a gift after that man got paid which was probably later in the week or had it hidden or B-he knew she was PMS’ing he wasn’t gone get none so he decided to pray on it wait a week then do a delayed Valentines Day.

Ignorant News: Teen Calls Police On Mother After Hearing Her Have Sex

Call the Po-Po!








I think every kid has caught their parents in the act. It’s what this young girl did that leads me to think that her moms must be a bust down.

A 15-year-old girl called 911 to report she could hear her mom having sex, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. The website reports:

The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”

J.R. Bang Says: This kid should be put on punishment!

[Via The Smoking Gun]