Gospel Singer Says McDonalds Chicken Sandwich Ruined Her Voice

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People have for years been finding ways to blame the food at McDonald’s for a variety of incidents, granted people have thought they have found things in the food from a razor sharp piece of plastic in a Chocolate Chip Cookie, kids coughing up condoms in the playland area.

But imagine that a sandwich you were craving stops you from doing what you love and that’s singing for the lord.

gospel singer has sued McDonald’s, claiming her voice was ruined after she bit into a piece of glass while eating a chicken sandwich from the fast food chain, according to the New York Post.

A lawsuit filed Friday by Jacqueline Simpson, a 52-year-old clerk from Brooklyn, N.Y., says the sandwich with the glass inside came from a McDonald’s near the World Trade Center in May 2010 (yeah you read right 2010) . The Post writes that Simpson alleges in the documents her voice has since been “hoarse” and “rattly,” and she can no longer sing soprano. She also claims people have mistaken her for a man on the phone, per the Post.

Paul Goodman, owner and operator of multiple McDonald’s restaurants in Manhattan, said in an emailed statement on Tuesday that he plans to look into the incident.

“Rest assured I take these matters very seriously,” he said. “Providing safe food and beverages is a top priority at my restaurant. Upon learning about this claim, I took immediate action to gather the facts and began an investigation into the matter. As this is a pending legal matter, it would [be] inappropriate to comment further.”

Basically what he was saying was “Look we got grilled chicken, crispy chicken and now crunchy chicken. Just make sure you know what you order when its not on the Dollar Menu. Oh yeah we cater dinners for the church choir”

ROYAL RANTS: N.Y ANTI-DRUG LAWMAKER GETS CAUGHT WITH KUSH

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Republican Assemblyman Steve Katz was charged with Kush Possession Thursday morning after a traffic stop.  The Police say that the 59-year-old lawmaker was driving 80 mph on a toll road near Coeymans, N.Y.

State troopers smelled that “loud” as soon as the door opened, searched his car and found a small bag of it. Katz currently serves on the Assembly’s Alcoholism and Drug Abuse Committee as well a its Higher Education Committee.

According to The Times Union, Katz voted against a bill that would legalize medical marijuana last year. I guess he wanted all the herbal refreshments for himself. Now Isn’t that ironic? Don’t you think?

Katz also unsuccessfully ran for State Senate last year. I’m glad. We don’t need anymore hypocrites and phonies representing our State’s anymore. I hope they throw the book at him!

-Queen Yemisi

Man Arrested Caught With 100 Bags Of Heroin In Body Cavity

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Look there is no secret or mystery that people for years have tried to find new and innovative ways to smuggle drugs from hiding them in automobiles to inside cavities and bodily openings.  Its commonly heard with body openings being used in prisons but this here is just like DAMN.

A New Jersey man has been arrested after New Jersey police allegedly found 100 bags of heroin in his anus. YES boys and girls you read that correctly ONE HUNDRED BAGS ! !

Rasoul Speight, 32, was pulled over during a routine traffic stop last Thursday. After police allegedly smelled marijuana, they searched Speight’s car, but found “nothing of evidentiary value,”.

Both Speight and his passenger, Gary Sylak, 25, were arrested due to outstanding traffic warrants, and taken to police headquarters.

It was there that officials conducted a cavity search of the suspects and discovered the heroin in Speight’s heiney, with an estimated value of $1,000 in New York City and $2,000 in upstate New York, which is where they were heading.

Police say Speight is a member of the Bloods street gang,

Both Speight and Sylak were charged with possession of heroin with intent to sell, possession of heroin and tampering with evidence, according to NJ.com. Sylak was also charged with possessing a syringe and drug paraphernalia.

The two are currently booked at the Bergen County Jail. That’s a story you cant tell the other inmates, because then you’re like a welcome mat. Inmate: “What you in here for?” Speight: “Smuggling 100 bags of heroin up my anus” Inmate: “oh so you got extra room up there now…”

Woman Causes Relationship Problems to Go Up in Lube & Flame

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We are no strangers to reporting relationships that get a little bit heated and one lover is feeling the burn over another.  This one here adds to it.

Sadie Robinson, 29, is charged with attempted arson and grand larceny.

This will probably cause some friction.

Sadie Robinson, 29, allegedly tried to burn down the Warrensburg, N.Y. apartment she shares with her boyfriend, Peter Moody, and their two children by placing a can of WD-40 lubricant in the oven at 400 degrees, WNYT reported.

Police say Robinson attempted to set the fire Monday morning, while Moody was asleep in the apartment, Hudson Valley YNN reports. Steven Stockdale, a lieutenant with the Warren County Sheriff’s Criminal Investigations Unit, told the station that after turning on the oven, Robinson fled with the children — ages 15 months and 3 months — and headed to the airport.

Moody told deputies he awoke to find the home completely filled with smoke, and quickly realized his girlfriend and children were missing.

Deputies located Robinson a few hours later, attempting to get on a plane to Floridawith the kids. According to the North Country Gazette, she had purchased the tickets — and also withdrawn $2,500 cash — with an IRS refund card she had stolen from Moody.

Lt. Stockade told the Post Star that the can could have ignited if the temperature had gotten hot enough.

“It does have a flashpoint and could have caused an explosion,” he said.

Stockdale also noted that authorities believe Robinson tried to set the fire because of “a problem in their relationship.”

Moody suffered no injuries in the incident, and damages to the home are minimal.

Robinson was charged with attempted arson and grand larceny, and is prohibited from contact with her children.

Jay Washington Interviews Comedian Jacob Williams

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Jay Washington got a chance to sit down and talk with America’s Got Talent semi-finalist and new cast member on the upcoming season of Nick Cannon’s “Wild N Out” on MTV, Jacob Williams.  Jacob who came across to over 20 million people throughout the nation as shy & quirky if you would is actually like that in real life.  Jay & Jacob sit down to talk about his beginnings in stand-up comedy, his migration to Chicago, fame in being seen on America’s Got Talent. Even got to find out if he is going to be Sharon Osbourne’s boy toy and what can will the New Wild N Out be like.


Woman Arrested for DUI while only wearing an Unzipped Jacket

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We all have been at a point where either we or someone we know has gotten so smashed face drunk that they have practically gotten naked and done something done, but this here takes the cake.

Numerous charges have been filed against a New York woman who was allegedly drunk and wearing only an unzipped jacket (was it a Members Only jacket is what I want to know)when she crashed her car into a stone retaining wall in New Jersey and then drove off.

The crash occurred early Friday in the northwestern New Jersey community of Sparta Township.

A township officer stopped the car just minutes after the crash. The driver, 36-year-old Catherine Giaquinto, of Warwick, allegedly told police she couldn’t remember the accident or where she was going.

After noticing some clothes in her car, officers asked Giaquinto to get dressed, which she did after several minutes.

What were you drinking and HOW MUCH that you had to drive BIRTHDAY SUIT NAKED.

Marijuana Seller Donates Profits to Hurricane Victims

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are reading this during a wake and bake session this may actually sober you up pretty fast.

A weed dealer in Brooklyn, N.Y decided to be a good Samaritan of sorts and donate half of the money he made selling marijuana to victims of Hurricane sandy.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Mannnnn, people need that weed to deal with all of that they went thru with that storm, you know like being stuck with they baby mamas and everything (of course its a dude saying this).” Well he did as well this is a quote from the college-educated marijuana supplier, ”Look, there are probably some people down there [in the Rockaways, N.Y.] who want some marijuana — but that’s not going to clothe and feed them,” he said. “So in order for me to help, I needed to turn what I do into something concrete that I could give to them.”

Now here’s where it gets even more tis the seasony, After Mr. Good Guy weed man alerted his clientele that he was going to be donating half the money he made to the cause the phone calls starting coming in heavily. But who holds regular conversations about the environment, neighborhoods, and communities when all they want is a dime bag.

Oh well must of been very interesting because he raised $1400 in TWO DAYS  which $700 of it will go to hot meals, diapers, formula, clean water and other necessary supplies for the people in Rockaway.

Captain Canibus-Save-Us went on to also say, ”Yes, I made a little extra money for myself those two days,But [my clients] are getting something they’d already get anyway. I was going to work regardless, and now I felt like I was doing it with purpose … I’m not doing what I do in order to get rich or create some super marijuana empire. I’m trying to help, and this is my job.”

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen more proof of how marijuana does more good than harm.

Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock Tour May Have Life Again

 

 

 

 

 

Earlier in the year the world began to buzz heavily in anticipation of a comedy tour featuring two legit juggernauts in the stand-up comedy game.  By Juggernauts I’m talking about Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock. If you remember after Dave had his mental exodus to Africa (ok i’m trying to make that sound nice, he lost his damn mind) and Chris Rock well was just Chris Rock I guess.

But the buzz about the tour fizzled out about as quickly as Bow Wow being successful when joining YMCMB, when the two said that they couldn’t make their schedules work to have it happen.  Chris Rock however stopped by the Today Show and said,

““… me and Chappelle have been working out, trying to get some stuff together… we will see…

Dave Chappelle has been recently doing a mini-tour through Live Nation that brought him to Chicago at the House of Blues where its said he did three straight hours on stage and Chris Rock has been dropping in various comedy clubs in Los Angeles as well as New York.

If this tour honestly happens you will be seeing people doing something strange for some change to get them tickets…and I think men prostituting themselves out is wrong especially when she weighs 300lbs more than him.

Pennsylvania Man “Tebows” After Assaulting Teen

TEBOWING (v- Te-bow-ing)- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking the Lord for something you actually did. I think I need to repeat this “ thanking the Lord for something you actually did” but I am not exactly sure that this is.
In Shenango Township, Pennsylvania 53 year old David Edward McCosby was driving his car when allegedly, a 17 year old who had just got done mowing a lawn on a riding lawn mower, drove it onto the road and into his path.  Well McCosby did not appreciate that.
McCosby allegedly exited his vehicle, knocked the teen off of the riding lawn mower and then proceeded to assault him in front of the residence he had just got mowing.  Now after the assault witnesses say that McCosby fled the scene and then afterward dropped down onto one knee in the praying position that has now become known as “Tebowing” is reference to New York Jets Quarterback Tim Tebow.