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Ignorant News: Woman Sentenced to 18 Months In Jail For Leading Cops On A High Speed Naked Chase

The naked truth for Erin Holdsworth is this: She’s has been sentenced to 18 months behind bars for leading Ohio police on a high-speed car chase while barely wearing a stitch of clothing.

Holdsworth has been convicted on charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, driving with a suspended license, and fleeing and eluding, according to the Northern Ohio News-Herald.

The convictions stem from an incident last October when Holdsworth, 29, of Hiram, Ohio. Police say she was driving nearly 128 mph — roughly 65 mph above the speed limit.

She only stopped her spree after a Geauga County Sheriff’s deputy laid down stop sticks that forced the driver’s side wheels to deflate, but it’s what she looked like when she exited the car that’s still arousing interest in her case.

She was wearing only a G-string, a fishnet tube top and high heels, according to Bainbridge Police Chief Jon Bokovitz.

“Well, she got out of her car on her own and she had on just a white thong and a fishnet top that was completely see-through,” Bokovitz told The Huffington Post. “She was obviously under the influence.”

Bokovitz told HuffPost Holdsworth was not very forthcoming on where she was coming from, what she was doing, or why she was dressed the way she was.

Source: Huffington Post

 

Ignorant News: Woman Accused Leaving Kids In Car, Eating Ice Cream and Getting Naked

Police say Stephanie Dillard got into a minor accident with a Houston city bus on Friday while driving with her three children. She walked away from the crash, but left her kids in the banged-up car. Dillard allegedly grabbed some ice cream and stripped naked in a nearby drug store where police found her, according to KPRC.

Dillard’s children, ages 5, 12 and 16, all suffered minor injuries in the crash. Dillard is charged with endangering a child.

Reuters notes that the cause of Dillard’s behavior isn’t known. “But in some states, if a sudden medical emergency like a stroke causes an accident, the driver generally can’t be held liable for the crash,” the article said.

But that excuse doesn’t hold if the driver knew about her condition and failed to take medication to treat it, according to Reuters.

The Houston Press reports that Dillard’s children were turned over to their grandmother, “whom, we hope, did not offer to take them for consolatory scoops of ice cream,” the Press writes.

[Via The Huffington Post]

This is how you pull a Pee-Wee Herman version 2.0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So this is how you would pull a New age Pee-Wee Herman .Aren’t the Chipmunks and Destiny’s Chi….I mean the Chipettes just so cute and adorable?? Yeah well one man thought they were just a little too damn adorable.  So much that he decided to drop his anchor in the aisle and play with his ships mast.

A Chicago man changed a G-rated movie experience into an X-rated one, according to North Riverside police.

Last Thursday, police were dispatched to the North Riverside Park Mall’s Classic Cinema, 7501 W. Cermak Rd., on a report of a naked man inside the movie theater.

On arrival at Theater No. 2, police said, they found Edward L. Brown sitting in the front row completely in the nude watching the 4 p.m. showing of “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.” (He couldnt do the first show at 10 or noon huh)

Police said they immediately began ushering the approximate 96 patrons out the theater, ordered Brown to get dressed and arrested him without further incident, now was this BEFORE or AFTER they escorted him out and was there some innocent little suburban Jimmy going “Mommy, mommy whats that on the black man” Mommy while clutching chest “Something your father wish he could have”

The theater stopped the movie and issued refund vouchers, police said.

At one point, police said, Brown, 34, of the 4300 block of West 17th Street in Chicago, allegedly turned to face the audience and exposed his genitals to the crowd, which included children.

Brown was charged with sexual exploitation of a child and misdemeanor disorderly conduct.