Ignorant News: I Have More Money In The Bank Than Zimbabwe

child-zimbabwe-dollarsTax time is here and a lot of people will become “thousandaire” over night due to refunds. Zimbabwe may need to claim some kids on their taxes though. The African country of Zimbabwe only has 217 dollars in thier bank account.

That’s 217 dollars, not $217 million or $217 billion.

Finance Minister Tendai Biti said Tuesday that that was all that was left in the country’s public accounts after it paid its civil servants last week, the South African Press Association reported. He told reporters in the capital, Harare, that some of them were probably better off than the state.

After a decade of inflation hit 500 billion percent in 2008 — leading to the issuance of 100 trillion-dollar bills in Zimbabwean currency — the country switched to the U.S. dollar and formed a coalition government in 2009, which the International Monetary Fund credited in September with taming inflation and stabilizing the economy.

“The government finances are in a paralysis state at the present moment,” he said, adding that the country might have to seek donations to stay afloat.

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Ignorant News: Teens Throw Milkshake, Woman Throws $2,000 Back

A woman lost $2,000 in Palo Alto after she threw her purse at a passing car filled with teenagers who allegedly threw a milkshake in her face.

The woman was walking across University Avenue near Rudy’s Pub Sunday when a white Range Rover full of teenagers drove by and allegedly threw a milkshake in her face.

Authorities said the woman tried to get revenge by throwing her alligator skin purse at the passing vehicle.

A window was open on the Range Rover and the purse landed in the car. The purse had several of the woman’s personal items and $2,000 in cash.

Police are looking for the stylish purse and the teenagers, who are facing charges ranging from battery to possession of stolen property or misappropriation of property.

[Via MSNBC]

Ignorant News: Homeless Man Finds 77,000 & Gets To Keep It!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A homeless man who stumbled on $77,000 in a city park in a Texan town may keep the money, the City Council decided Tuesday evening.

In January, Timothy Yost, who is homeless, was walking through Fisherman’s Park in Bastrop, Texas, heading for a spot along the Colorado River to wash his feet. He spotted a bag, which jingled when he kicked it, according to the Austin American-Statesman newspaper. When he opened the bag, he found damp bills and 40 gold Krugerrand coins from South Africa.

When Yost, 46, tried to exchange the money at a nearby bank, the teller told him he would have to wait until the bills dried, the Statesman reported. That’s when the teller called police, who placed the money in evidence.

Bastrop Mayor Terry Orr told msnbc.com that Detective Tamera Brown launched a lengthy investigation to find the money’s owner. She reached out to the FBI and a bank fraud investigation team and placed an ad in the local newspaper, per the law. Several people said the money was theirs, Orr said, but their claims were dubious.

Ultimately, Brown determined that the money was found – under Texas state law, a finder may be a keeper, so long as the original owner can’t be located.

“I hope this man can find some benefit in this; I hope it gives him an opportunity to change his particular circumstances,” Orr said. “That’s just Terry talking as a human being. But I think the rest of the council would feel the same way.”

The story has been a spot of good news for a small town that recently had a spate of bad luck. In September, wildfires hit the area, destroying 70 homes. The fires burned 1.5 million trees in the area.

“It’s just one individual but hooray for him,” Orr said.

As for Yost, he was in jail Tuesday night for being intoxicated. But he told Austin’s Fox 7 news that his first purchase would be a car.

“I’ve been walking for so long; the first thing I want is a vehicle,” he said.

[Via The Huffington Post]

Ignorant News: Store Clerk Knocks Out World Be Robber

Derek Mothershead

Mostafa Hend: Worst Robber Ever?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An armed robber broke in to The We Buy Gold shop demanding money but store clerk Derek Mothershead made sure he got more than that.

The suspect approached Mothershead with his demands. Not only did he receive the money, is got a fist to the face for his troubles.

“He kind of begged me to let him go, Mothershead said: “You came in and tried to rob us. You’re going to jail”

To make matters worse The thief, later identified as 25-year-old Mostafa Hend was forced to mop up his own blood from the shop floor with paper towels and cleaner!

Hend Cleaning his mess up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Check out the video below

Some people are just not built for crime.