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Marijuana-fed pigs are the new HIGH-GRADE meat

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We have all eaten foods that has had a spice or a season that either made you go A) I swear I know this flavor but just cant put a finger on it. Or B) Whatever this is has given it a DAMN GOOD KICK.

Well imagine that you found out your food has naturally marinating or should I say been fed one particular natural spice, good ol sticky-ick, mary jane, marijuana. You will need to head out to the West Coast for this tasty treat.

BB Ranch butcher William von Schneidau recently said to a reporter, “Oh, and, by the way, we are feeding our pigs marijuana now. We’re calling them pot pigs.”

The Pike Place Market butcher shop in Seattle, Washington is most definitely adding “weed to the feed,” as Schneidau says in this getting-funky-with- it video about his recent Pot Pig Gig dinner.

Seattle got its first taste of marijuana-fed pigs at this event in March, when BB Ranch served a head-to-tail menu of swine fed on stems, leaves, and root bulbs from Top Shelf Organic, a medical marijuana co-op.

So it’s not like the pigs were smoking a hookah or grazing on buds. All farms have excess, even the marijuana-growing kind, and with the new legality of the drug, it made sense to him to try and help out by finding a use for those cast-off bits of plant. It sounds like an idea conceived by someone holding a bong in a hazy basement, but hey, sustainability comes in all forms.

Mixing the fresh herby greens to the regular pig slop adds fiber to the pigs’ diet and reportedly gave the meat a more savory bite. Von Schneidau hopes to do a blind taste test soon to compare pot-fed pork’s flavor with the traditional variety. He currently has a pot prosciutto curing at BB ranch, if you’re curious for a taste.

The butcher teamed up with Bucking Boar Farms of Snohomish for this adventure, though weed isn’t the first controlled substance that’s been added into the pigs everyday slop. The farm has also been feeding pigs spent vodka grains from Project V Distillery of Woodinville, producing what von Scheidau terms “vodka pigs.”

But do the pigs get stoned? Apparently, not all mammals can process THC, but most have cannabinoid receptors. Cannabinoids are the other chemicals in marijuana, often linked to the medicinal properties, which help with pain and discomfort. Pigs have these receptors, and the four that ate this enhanced feed gained more weight and likely felt way more mellow than their non-ganja feeding friends.

Matt McAlman of Top Shelf, the marijuana co-op, says the stems and leaves added to the feed have a higher cannabinoid content than the flower of the plant, so these little piggies are probably pretty darn happy.

According to von Schneidau, halfway through the first Pot Pig Gig, a woman stood and asked if the diners could take an “intermission.” He was perplexed, but agreed. She asked the communal table full of strangers, “Whose got a pipe?” About 75 percent of the group headed out to Post Alley and in von Schneidau’s words, “Got baked.” I’m willing to bet that the second half of the meal was a lot more entertaining than the first.

Another Pot Pig Gig is in the works for this summer. Look for updates at the BB Ranch Facebook page.

ROYAL RANTS: N.Y ANTI-DRUG LAWMAKER GETS CAUGHT WITH KUSH

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Republican Assemblyman Steve Katz was charged with Kush Possession Thursday morning after a traffic stop.  The Police say that the 59-year-old lawmaker was driving 80 mph on a toll road near Coeymans, N.Y.

State troopers smelled that “loud” as soon as the door opened, searched his car and found a small bag of it. Katz currently serves on the Assembly’s Alcoholism and Drug Abuse Committee as well a its Higher Education Committee.

According to The Times Union, Katz voted against a bill that would legalize medical marijuana last year. I guess he wanted all the herbal refreshments for himself. Now Isn’t that ironic? Don’t you think?

Katz also unsuccessfully ran for State Senate last year. I’m glad. We don’t need anymore hypocrites and phonies representing our State’s anymore. I hope they throw the book at him!

-Queen Yemisi

Music Mogul Clive Davis Admits He Is Bisexual

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Tales of sexual obscurity and same-sex relationships have become no real secret if you would to the entertainment industry. Tales of swinging circles featuring some of Hollywood’s finest and elite, musicians with open tales of sexual exploitation and orientation. but this one here kind of comes as a shock and makes you wonder why not take this one to the grave.

Music mogul Clive Davis reveals that he is bisexual in his new memoir “The Soundtrack of My Life”. The 80-year-old opens up about dating both men and women and how a booze-fueled night during “the era of Studio 54″ opened him up to the idea of being in a same-sex relationship.

i’m sorry but you can’t tell me that taking shot after shot after shot to the face will make you want to take someone of the same sex to the face.  But it also beckons the questions who’s careers may have or have not been started through potential advances.

Royal Rants: A Slice For Bieber

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Yesterday I ranted about Lil Twist and Justin Bieber taking part in the Herbal Refreshments. I Later find out that the “Beliebers” are so distraught by his newly publicized habit that they have started to slit their wrists and tweet the pictures as a protest against him smoking.  Really?? How stupid can you be. Yes I am talking to all the Teeny Boppers who follow Justin like he’s their Messiah.  This is no joke. People seriously suffer from depression and cause self harm. I see this as total mockery of people with real problems.  Yes Justin is on drugs, but why attempt to harm yourself because he is harming himself?? Whoever thought of this and started this trend should be locked under the cell.

Parents: Talk to your children. Obviously our children’s brains have turned into silly puddy. I know sense ain’t common, but it does not take a rocket scientist to know that this will not solve the problem.  Can we please start to use our brains. I don’t know maybe boycott his music. You Idiots are still going to make him rich by going to his concerts and buying his albums,with cut up wrists.  Who ever slit their wrists for this cause do us all a favor and commit yourself. FOOLS!!

By the way I do not condone self harm or violence. Trust in a higher power, don’t believe in the Bieber.

-Queen Yemisi

Stripper Steals Cab Then Leads Police On A Wild Chase

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This is one of those stories when you hear it you wanna know everything that happened and damn near in detail.

In Pekin, IL ( a town outside of Peoria) the police chased an exotic dancer (yes stripper) for 20 miles who stole a taxicab from a motel before they had to bump the back end of the cab causing her to spin out.  Now check this out.

Pekin police Sgt. Courtney Hutchinson said police were notified at 3:07 a.m. Sunday by a Yellow Checker cab driver that an “extremely intoxicated” woman who was an “exotic dancer” had taken his cab. A patrol officer spotted the vehicle traveling the wrong way in the 1000 block of Court Street.

The officer tried to stop the cab, which was being driven by Misty Light-Yow, continued down Court Street at about 40 mph before turning into the Pekin Community Bank parking lot in the 600 block of Court and allegedly hit a barrier at the corner of the building.

The cab pulled back onto Court Street and turned into the parking lot of Court Place Apartments in the 200 block of Court Street and went out the exit on South Second Street. Hutchinson said Light-Yow increased her speed to 60 mph as she continued south on Illinois Route 29. There was no traffic on the road, so officers continued the pursuit, said Hutchinson.

Officers deployed spike strips on Route 29 north of Main Street in South Pekin, puncturing the front right tire. While that forced the vehicle to slow down, it continued south. Officers again deployed spike sticks at Route 29′s intersection with Illinois Route 122. The left tire blew, but she continued driving on flat tires, said Hutchinson.

Near County Road 3800 East, a police car hit the back corner of the cab, causing it to spin and stop.

As officers tried to pull Light-Yow from the vehicle, she continued pushing the gas pedal, causing the tires to spin. She was warned that if she did not stop resisting, officers would use a Taser gun. She did not stop, and officers tazed her. Hutchinson said it fazed her for a few moments, but she was wearing a thick coat and it didn’t work for long.

Light-Yow, who was uninjured, was taken to Pekin Hospital. She allegedly kicked one officer and spit on another. She refused all sobriety tests. Officers said they found drug paraphernalia and marijuana when they searched her. Hutchinson said there were no injuries associated with the chase, so hospital staff could not take fluid samples for blood alcohol analysis when she refused.

This is a list of the charges she received after being arrested. She was arrested for driving under the influence, aggravated battery, resisting and obstructing police, aggravated fleeing and eluding, driving on a suspended license, criminal damage to property, possession of drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia, motor vehicle theft and 11 traffic violations.

Hutchinson said she would not tell police why she was at the hotel or why she took the cab. Can we basically go on record and say that she was gone off of that OOOOH WEEEEE ! !

Anti-Energy Drink Banned In Schools After Students Get Sick

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Now we all at one point in time need an extra little boost of energy to get us through the rest of our day , hell just even the beginning of our day. But this is because many of us are adults or young adults that have an incredibly hectic schedule, right? Now imagine hearing that anti-energy drinks have been banned, but dont worry this wont affect you unless you’re a student….grade school student.

A new type of anti-energy drink also known as an all natural relaxation beverage, Marley’s Mellow Mood (which logo features legendary reggae artist Bob Marley) has been banned in the New Jersey school systems after several students reportedly got ill from drinking it.  Students suffered headaches, lethargy, elevated heart rates, others also felt nausea and vomiting and ingestion.

Students were getting the beverage from two schools in the New Jersey area (William R.Satz Middle School and Holmdel Middle School) in the school cafeteria which is why no one took up any concern until the symptoms mentioned came up. If you’re asking how was it being sold in schools well the drink contains all natural botanical chemicals such as valerian root and chamomile to help reduce stress and allow relaxation. Also according to the nutrition facts Marley’s Mellow Mood may cause drowsiness and is not recommended for children.

The food service group responsible for the school district . Chartwells School Dining Services, removed the product from all schools in the area.  Chartwells claims that the beverage was an “unauthorized purchase not approved for sale in schools managed by Chartwells,” and has removed an on-site manager while  they look for the cause of the sickness.“We sincerely regret that this product was sold and that students had an adverse reaction to it. Chartwells takes great pride and care in partnering with our school communities to provide the best school dining experience possible and we take this situation very seriously.”

Now let’s be honest here I have heard of people using chamomile to calm down and relax and valerian root sounds like it can be purchased at any herbal store or the back of any strange island medicine man’s mini van or station wagon.  The only thing i can think of that causes headaches and not being able to speak and would go right along the lines of something endorsed by Bob Marley is good ol’ natural greenhouse grown sticky icky by the bricky marijuana.

 

Marijuana Seller Donates Profits to Hurricane Victims

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are reading this during a wake and bake session this may actually sober you up pretty fast.

A weed dealer in Brooklyn, N.Y decided to be a good Samaritan of sorts and donate half of the money he made selling marijuana to victims of Hurricane sandy.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “Mannnnn, people need that weed to deal with all of that they went thru with that storm, you know like being stuck with they baby mamas and everything (of course its a dude saying this).” Well he did as well this is a quote from the college-educated marijuana supplier, ”Look, there are probably some people down there [in the Rockaways, N.Y.] who want some marijuana — but that’s not going to clothe and feed them,” he said. “So in order for me to help, I needed to turn what I do into something concrete that I could give to them.”

Now here’s where it gets even more tis the seasony, After Mr. Good Guy weed man alerted his clientele that he was going to be donating half the money he made to the cause the phone calls starting coming in heavily. But who holds regular conversations about the environment, neighborhoods, and communities when all they want is a dime bag.

Oh well must of been very interesting because he raised $1400 in TWO DAYS  which $700 of it will go to hot meals, diapers, formula, clean water and other necessary supplies for the people in Rockaway.

Captain Canibus-Save-Us went on to also say, ”Yes, I made a little extra money for myself those two days,But [my clients] are getting something they’d already get anyway. I was going to work regardless, and now I felt like I was doing it with purpose … I’m not doing what I do in order to get rich or create some super marijuana empire. I’m trying to help, and this is my job.”

And there you have it ladies and gentlemen more proof of how marijuana does more good than harm.

Teenager Shoots His Own Penis &Testicle Then Tries To Move The Blame

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There’s got to be a line that when trying to be tough and be a thug goes a little bit too far…..and this has got to be it.  Wait until you hear this story.

In Port St. Lucie, Florida 18 year old Michael Smeriglio was cleaning his brand new shiny gun he bought at a party last month at a friends house when the gun went off in his lap. Well went it off a few other things almost went off as well.  Doctors say that the bullet went through his penis, through his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

Now when the police initially questioned Michael about what happened he tried to give the “Straight Off the Block” answer which was….he was walking down the street when he was shot. Because it sounds way more thuggish to have someone else shoot you in the man man than you shooting yourself.

Florida Woman Sues Police Saying “Personal” Item Was Removed During Search

 

 

 

 

 

This has got to be the first incident (documented or otherwise) or a pull over and a pull out and I am not talking about someone running away from the police.

In the beautiful state of California, Florida resident Leila Tarantino (yeah the same last name as the famous direct Quentin, and this sounds like it came out of one of his movies) has filed a lawsuit, yes this is going to COURT, against the Citrus County Sheriff’s Department. The reason for the lawsuit is not being stopped for allegedly rolling through a stop sign which she swears she stopped. Instead the charge is a lot more……colorful.

Tarantino says that she was strip-searched on side of the road after being detained for two hours, in full view of her children and by every driver in Beverly Hills, but while a female officer was searching for drugs she…….wait for it…….forcibly removed her tampon. Just yanked it out.

That female cop is a beast, a demon, and just damn disgusting you saw that dangling ass string what she thought it was attached to POP ROCKS.

Man Steals Marijuana Because He Was Addicted To The Smell

 

 

 

 

 

 

Remember in the movie “New Jack City” Chris Rock’s character “Pookie” said that crack/cocaine kept “calling him” well this right here can almost be considered the same thing except wasn’t anything talking just letting out an captivating aroma.

A western Pennsylvania (to be exact Charleroi, Pennsylvania) is accused of stealing a small bag of marijuana held as evidence, meaning it was in the hands of the police, because he allegedly couldn’t resist the drug’s aroma.

Authorities say that 27-year-old David Allan Thompson of Charleroi stopped at a police station to offer police some unspecified information. But his visit to the police station didn’t stop there. Police say that Thompson apparently stole the bag of marijuana while an officer was logging them into evidence after police had seized them that night.

Police confronted Thompson outside the station. They say he handed over the drugs and confessed, saying….wait for it……….. “I just couldn’t help myself. That bud smelled so good.”

Thompson faces a preliminary hearing Aug. 23.. If this is not the candidate for DUMBASS OF THE YEAR then I do not know what is.