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Woman Gives Birth to Her Own Grandson

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah this is one of those headlines that make you literally yell out “WHAT IN THE HELL ! ! !” or you start thinking “Maybe Marty McFly did get drunk and go all the way with Lorraine Baines ,his mom in 1955.” (That’s a Back To The Future reference). But this truly did happen and even I had to read this a couple of times just to make sure I wasn’t losing my mind. Here’s what happened.

In Portland,Maine 49-year old Linda Sirois allowed herself to be the surrogate for her 25-year old daughter Angel Hubert and her 29-year old husband Brian.  Now the reason they had to do this is because Angel suffers from a heart condition that will not allow her to be able to carry a child to term and go thru with the delivery without running the risk of killing her.

Now in case you don’t know how the process works I will break it down to you.  Doctors took sperm from Brian and used it to fertilize one of his wife’s (Angel) eggs-because lets be honest at 49 if Linda had any eggs left they are more than likely on the clearance rack and the expiration date is right around the corner.  But I digress, after the egg is fertilized it is then implanted into Sirois.

Sirois said that compared to her four other pregnancies this one that she carried was actually the easiest because she didn’t experience any morning sickness or complications. She delivered the baby boy, Madden Hubert via c-section which came out 7 pounds 14 ounces, because if she tried to push it out of that birth canal there may have been tore down roads, blockage and just …….

Linda says that when it came to carrying her own grandchild ”It was their child all along,”  ”It was just a room for rent.” She also goes on to say that ”I just saw it as I was babysitting for a few months.” This believe it or not is this not the 1st time a woman has carried her own grandchild but my question is how soon before we here of the baby being implanted and the husband saying, “Well what the hell can i just smash your moms, because hell she’s already carrying my kid.”

Ignorant News: Bangor, Maine Prepares for Zombie Apocalypse

 

 

 

 

 

Ignorant News via the Huffington Post

Just days after the federal government denied the existence of zombies, the city of Bangor, Maine took the zombie apocalypse craze to a whole new level. Officials began“preparing” for the undead by running a daylong pandemic exercise Thursday that was really a lesson in city response, theBangor Daily News reported.

But there were zombies.

About 100 emergency responders from eight Maine counties tried responding to a weird scenario: Zombies originated in Jamaica and started biting people, and the outbreak reached Maine.

Those who were “bit” during the exercise had stickers put on their name tags, labeling them as infected. They’d either have to get the anti-zombie vaccine — which stops the virus from getting to the brain and killing, then reanimating — or become one of the walking dead themselves.

And while the locals were playing flesh-eater, first responders were training to deal with mass casualties, MPBN reported.

“This gives us the opportunity to do something a little bit different, but it still has the same principles that would apply in a real situation,” Kathy Knight, director of the Northeastern Maine Regional Resource Center, told the paper. “[Emergency workers] need to figure out what they need, how they’re going to respond and how they are going to share their resources to respond to the disaster. They need to know who to go to outside their community to find the resources they don’t have, so it’s a different twist.”