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Man Stops For Beer During Police Chase

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First off let me say this “We Are NOT directly looking in the state of Florida for these crazy ass stories”  they just happen to keep happening.

So imagine you see a police chase happening and in the middle of the chase (which is on foot mind you), you see the person being chased run in a place a come out with a beer then keep on going….yup that actually happened.

Florida police say they caught 21-year-old Andrew Fatzinger early Sunday morning looting a home in Lighthouse Point and vandalizing it with graffiti and mustard (dirty bastard mustard stains are hella difficult to get out), the Sun Sentinel reported.

He had also been stuffing laptops, medications and various electronics into a suitcase, according to a police report obtained by NBC Miami.

Fatzinger allegedly fled, sparking a ground and helicopter police chase.

A deputy in the helicopter says he saw Fatzinger run into a second house, then come back out with two bottles of beer. He later discarded the bottles during his getaway attempt. Figured if you are gonna go down might as well go down with a nice little buzz.

Fatzinger was eventually cornered by a K-9 and allegedly punched the dog.

His charges include burglary, grand theft, striking a police dog and resisting arrest with violence.

But oh wait the story gets a whole lot better. The owner of the beer bottles also wants to press charges against Fatzinger, according to the Sun. I bet you it was craft beer that was stolen.

Woman Pulled Over for DUI Just wants to “Cuddle”

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When a person gets pulled over by police for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) they typically have a plethora of excuses, “I haven’t been drinking much”, “I’m just really sleepy”, “How do you know I was drinking were, you buying”, “I was trying to go and get me some”.  but have you ever heard of ” I just wanted to cuddle”?

Yeah this actually happened it is a LEGIT reason that  30-year-old Heather Gardner allegedly told Newport, R.I. police after getting nabbed for drunk driving, Newport Patch reported.

Gardner was involved in a three-car accident around 2 a.m. Tuesday, and officials say when they arrived at the scene and asked if she was injured, she told them she “just wanted to pick up the lazy man to cuddle with.”

Police say the woman went back and forth between laughing and crying, while insisting, “You don’t understand, I just want to cuddle.”

She also allegedly admitted to drinking a lot before making the journey, but added, “I don’t drink and drive often, otherwise I’d be good at it.”

No injuries were reported in the accident, though Gardner’s Jeep suffered significant damage.

If police reports are any indication, the questionable behavior of drunk drivers tends to continue even when the vehicle stops.

I understand that some people get drunk and begin to drunk dial and text maybe even tweet but I have never heard of anyone wanting to drunk cuddle…that requires emotion.

Music Mogul Clive Davis Admits He Is Bisexual

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Tales of sexual obscurity and same-sex relationships have become no real secret if you would to the entertainment industry. Tales of swinging circles featuring some of Hollywood’s finest and elite, musicians with open tales of sexual exploitation and orientation. but this one here kind of comes as a shock and makes you wonder why not take this one to the grave.

Music mogul Clive Davis reveals that he is bisexual in his new memoir “The Soundtrack of My Life”. The 80-year-old opens up about dating both men and women and how a booze-fueled night during “the era of Studio 54″ opened him up to the idea of being in a same-sex relationship.

i’m sorry but you can’t tell me that taking shot after shot after shot to the face will make you want to take someone of the same sex to the face.  But it also beckons the questions who’s careers may have or have not been started through potential advances.

Woman Arrested for DUI while only wearing an Unzipped Jacket

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We all have been at a point where either we or someone we know has gotten so smashed face drunk that they have practically gotten naked and done something done, but this here takes the cake.

Numerous charges have been filed against a New York woman who was allegedly drunk and wearing only an unzipped jacket (was it a Members Only jacket is what I want to know)when she crashed her car into a stone retaining wall in New Jersey and then drove off.

The crash occurred early Friday in the northwestern New Jersey community of Sparta Township.

A township officer stopped the car just minutes after the crash. The driver, 36-year-old Catherine Giaquinto, of Warwick, allegedly told police she couldn’t remember the accident or where she was going.

After noticing some clothes in her car, officers asked Giaquinto to get dressed, which she did after several minutes.

What were you drinking and HOW MUCH that you had to drive BIRTHDAY SUIT NAKED.

Drunk Dad Leaves Baby At Liquor Store Strip Club

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First off why the hell do you have your baby at the strip club, especially if you are a man because that means you went to the club to get a slight break away from the baby.

A drunk Florida dad stumbled into a strip club’s liquor store on Sunday night and left his 11-month-old baby at the establishment, cops say.

Kenneth Rowe, 26, was reportedly wasted when he walked into Shark Lounge liquor store in Daytona Beach and asked a clerk to watch his baby boy, according to WFTV.

It’s unclear whether the clerk actually agreed, but Rowe nevertheless ditched the baby for the Shark Lounge gentleman’s club, which sits in the same building, the Sun-Sentinel reports.

The clerk called police and reported that the baby was hungry and had a rash on his face.

Cops caught up with Rowe and charged him with child neglect. The boy is now with the state Department of Children and Families.

The Shark Lounge, which promises “We Will Rock You” on its website, hails itself as Daytona Beach’s number-one class act and proclaims it “has always made the topic of conversation.”

But where is the mama or grandmama, auntie, somebody.

Stripper Steals Cab Then Leads Police On A Wild Chase

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This is one of those stories when you hear it you wanna know everything that happened and damn near in detail.

In Pekin, IL ( a town outside of Peoria) the police chased an exotic dancer (yes stripper) for 20 miles who stole a taxicab from a motel before they had to bump the back end of the cab causing her to spin out.  Now check this out.

Pekin police Sgt. Courtney Hutchinson said police were notified at 3:07 a.m. Sunday by a Yellow Checker cab driver that an “extremely intoxicated” woman who was an “exotic dancer” had taken his cab. A patrol officer spotted the vehicle traveling the wrong way in the 1000 block of Court Street.

The officer tried to stop the cab, which was being driven by Misty Light-Yow, continued down Court Street at about 40 mph before turning into the Pekin Community Bank parking lot in the 600 block of Court and allegedly hit a barrier at the corner of the building.

The cab pulled back onto Court Street and turned into the parking lot of Court Place Apartments in the 200 block of Court Street and went out the exit on South Second Street. Hutchinson said Light-Yow increased her speed to 60 mph as she continued south on Illinois Route 29. There was no traffic on the road, so officers continued the pursuit, said Hutchinson.

Officers deployed spike strips on Route 29 north of Main Street in South Pekin, puncturing the front right tire. While that forced the vehicle to slow down, it continued south. Officers again deployed spike sticks at Route 29′s intersection with Illinois Route 122. The left tire blew, but she continued driving on flat tires, said Hutchinson.

Near County Road 3800 East, a police car hit the back corner of the cab, causing it to spin and stop.

As officers tried to pull Light-Yow from the vehicle, she continued pushing the gas pedal, causing the tires to spin. She was warned that if she did not stop resisting, officers would use a Taser gun. She did not stop, and officers tazed her. Hutchinson said it fazed her for a few moments, but she was wearing a thick coat and it didn’t work for long.

Light-Yow, who was uninjured, was taken to Pekin Hospital. She allegedly kicked one officer and spit on another. She refused all sobriety tests. Officers said they found drug paraphernalia and marijuana when they searched her. Hutchinson said there were no injuries associated with the chase, so hospital staff could not take fluid samples for blood alcohol analysis when she refused.

This is a list of the charges she received after being arrested. She was arrested for driving under the influence, aggravated battery, resisting and obstructing police, aggravated fleeing and eluding, driving on a suspended license, criminal damage to property, possession of drugs, possession of drug paraphernalia, motor vehicle theft and 11 traffic violations.

Hutchinson said she would not tell police why she was at the hotel or why she took the cab. Can we basically go on record and say that she was gone off of that OOOOH WEEEEE ! !

Husband and Wife Join Together With Matching Drunk Driving Charges

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Now when you first hear about this you automatically say this is a ride or die chick/dude but as much as I would love for this to be the case its not.  Imagine calling your mate to come get you because you just got arrested for driving drunk and when they come to get you the exact same thing happens to them for the exact same thing you got arrested for.

This actually happened in Rhode Island.  43-year old Stephanie Souza of Warwick, Rhode Island was pulled over by authorities, had a chemical test done on her and it was discovered she had been driving under the influence, so of course she was taken into police custody.  So of course she phone her husband 44-year-old Michael Souza who himself was pulled over for a motor vehicle violation.  Well Micheal was given a chemical test also and you guessed it was discovered he was driving under the influence.

Here’s my thing what type of argument arises out of this because you know he probably is going to argue “I got arrested coming to get your drunk a**”

Dallas Cowboys Player Dead After Crash Caused By Intoxicated Teammate

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In another crushing blow to the NFL as a whole, tragedy has befallen another team as Dallas Cowboys practice squad play linebacker Jerry Brown was killed when the car he was in flipped over that was drive by fellow teammate and nose tackle Josh Brent early Saturday morning.

According to police Brent was speeding early in the morning hours in his 2007 Mercedes Benz S60 when he hit an outside curb and and caused the car to flip at least once.  Brown was found unresponsive at the scene and later pronounced dead at the hospital. Police are saying that alcohol was definitely a contributing factor.  Brent did not pass sobriety test and underwent a mandatory blood draw. Police are currently not fully determined if either Brown or Brent were wearing seat belts.

Brent is unfortunately no stranger to drinking and driving.  Back in March of 2009 he was arrested and then plead guilty in June of 2009 to a DUI charge, where he was sentenced to 60days of jail, 200 hours of community service and two years of probation.

Cowboys team owner Jerry Jones said in a statement, “”We are deeply saddened by the news of this accident and the passing of Jerry Brown,”  ”At this time, our hearts and prayers and deepest sympathies are with the members of Jerry’s family and all of those who knew him and loved him.”

Josh Brent was arrested on charges of intoxication manslaughter.

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This is a very sad incident and our thoughts and prayers are with the family and friends of Jerry Brown.

Expected Mama Zombie Arrested in Alabama for DUI

 

 

 

 

 

 

At this point now this entire Zombie Apocalypse, Walking Dead thing has gotten a little bit out of control. Now pregnant zombie mommy’s are getting arrested ….well not exactly let me explain.

In Birmingham, Alabama the police responded to what they thought was a female driver who had been fatally shot at the wheel while sitting at an intersection.  When they arrived they saw the woman slumped over the wheel of the SUV.

Ok here’s your plot twist the woman wasn’t shot and dead she was actually drunk sleep and in a costume (including the pregnancy) coming from a Halloween party all while at the light with the car still in gear.  The costume contained face paint and fake blood so you can imagine where the concern of the police came from.

The woman was take to jail by the police where she was charged with a DUI. I understand you want to go for as close to realism as possible with a costume but some people mannnnn they just dont think.

Man Steals Woman Cell Phone, Makes Lewd Video Then Sends It To Friends & Family

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ladies remember when the only thing you had to worry about when you either lost or someone stole your phone is those naked “I wanna be a model, so I’m starting out in the bathroom” pics? Well imagine someone stealing your phone, then go and record themselves letting one off, post the video to your Facebook page and then….emailing the video to all of your family in your cell phone.

Well in New Albany, IN Stephanie Allen had her Droid phone swiped from her purse (which was outside of a bar). Then 29 year old Anthony Casey took the phone, made a masturbation video on Allen’s cell phone, posted the video on Allen’s Facebook page and ALSO e-mailed to family, friends, and the principal and other faculty members at her children’s school (those are going to be some interesting parent-teacher conferences).

Now here’s where the story gets better, First the phone was retrieved at Casey’s home…..which he shares with his mother (was she blacked out drunk too when he was making the video), then when he was questioned by police, Casey confessed to stealing the phone and said that he “screwed up because he drank too much.” Casey said that he did not remember recording (or distributing) the masturbation video because he “‘blacked out’ from the alcohol.” He told investigators that he “felt horrible that he took her phone,” adding that he has “a severe problem with alcohol.”

Yeah I think there has to be a level beyond severe where you got THAT DRUNK.