Ignorant News: Man Arrested For Taking A Cat In The Strip Club

 

 

 

 

 

 

So is this like bringing “sand to the beach?”

This guy must really like … kittens.

Everett Lages was arrested outside of Emerald City strip club in Murdock, Fla. on Tuesday for repeatedly calling 911 after the owner prohibited him from entering with a kitten, according to a Charlotte County Sheriff’s press release.

When Emerald City’s owner told the 47-year-old man to leave, he instead sat down outside and called the cops, the release said.

Lages appeared intoxicated when deputies arrived, prompting authorities to call him a taxi, according to the release.

The kitten-carrier refused to tell the cab driver where he lived and instead kept calling 911 — despite sheriff’s deputies still being at the scene — so police arrested him.

Lages is charged with misuse of the 911 system, disorderly intoxication, trespassing after warning and resisting arrest without violence.

[Via Huffington Post and Orlando Sun Sentinel]