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Play With Caution Boys – Ladies Try Not To Be So Hard On Them

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broke xboxThis is a warning to all you fellas out there that have recently acquired a new video game or gaming console this holiday season, play with caution especially when your girlfriend is around. If you plan on playing your video game for hours on end and completely ignoring your woman … think again.

If you plan on vegging out over the latest edition of Call Of Duty, or any game for that matter for more than ten hours be sure to have a “girlfriend plan” ready.

Before you even begin playing your game call your woman see hows she’s doing, if she lives with you spend a little quality time with her. Once you have warmed her up you may then begin your game playing marathon, but don’t think your work is done… it’s not that easy.

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The next phase, one you have engaged  in multiple campaigns, missions, and/or explorations for several hours your body will either tell you that its hungry, needing to pee, or maybe you just need to stretch. This would be the perfect time to check on your girl and make sure she’s good, again this is just a

simple gesture, not to mention your gaining nookie points  depending on the action; ask your girl if she is thirsty or PS3hungry if you get yourself a snack, if your just stretching ask her if she maybe wants to play a round or two..tell her you will teach her to play, let her win a game or two..again you’re just gaining more nookie points.

This is your warning play with caution on your gaming console may end up like the ones in the videos and links below.

Happy Gaming!

What happens when a video game console goes head to head with an angry girlfriend?

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She Smashed His PS3…OMG My Feelings Are So Hurt

 

Umm, she went in!

 

Wonder Twins – Tia & Tamara Mowry

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Your favorite twins are back in the spot light. Tia and Tamara Mowry are launching a new lifestyle website,
Tia and Tamara cuteTiaandTamaraOffical.com. The two are so excited they now have a platform like this to interact with fans directly.

The site will showcase the hottest in beauty and fashion trends, the twins also share a flare for design which they’d also like to showcase on their site. The Mowry twins want to also share their lives with fans in front of the camera and behind the scenes.

Tamara recently gave birth to a baby boy, while Tia enjoys her 17 month old son. The two want to show their fans how they balance motherhood, acting, health , family life, and so much more. The two also have a show called Tia & Tamara on Style Network.

…So if you didn’t know the girls like to sing, below you will find a very entertaining video…

She Slept Through What?

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On Friday – In Mobile, Alabama Betty Russell, 76, fell asleep on her couch while watching television, this was no ordinary slumber.

Ms. Russell slept right through a tornado that demolished a portion of her home. The tornado also put a hole in her roof and scattered debris all over her yard. Her 13-year-old grandson said, “there is a huge hole right where her bed is.” Betty apparently had no idea what was going on until firefighters and neighbors showed up at her front door.Alabama hole

Betty said, “I didn’t know I was that heavy a sleeper… I cannot believe I didn’t hear it but I didn’t” Betty attributes her safe keeping to her guardian angels, she believes to be her son and husband. They both passed away around Christmas in unrelated incidences. “I was looked after,” she said.

Russell is not sure when she will begin repairs on her home, she going to spend a pre planned vacation in Colorado with her family for Christmas.

 

Starr Search

I would like to put you (the reader) on an artist by the name of Ray Starr. I heard him on a few tracks with Young Famous from the Bezzle Boyz BCMG ENT and thats when I tuned in, he also got a couple mixtapes “Geek Squad” and “Blu Ray” both on DatPiff which are nice. Over the weekend I got a hold of Ray Starr freestyle to Schoolboy Q’s Hands On The Wheel. I’ve had it on repeat since friday night let me know how many times you listen to it. RAY STARR – HANDS ON THE WHEEL (FREESTYLE) – - – > Hands on the Wheel

Proper Introduction (Bezzle Boyz)

Yesterday I posted ( F**** A F*** N****) video from the Bezzle Boyz without giving them a proper introduction so since i didn’t let me get to it.

The Bezzle Boyz consists of Hassan Moore (Young Famous), Charles Coleman (Chief Rio), and Justin Wrice (Huncho Hoodo). The Bezzle Boyz are from the South side of Chicago, the Washington Park area on 59th and King Dr. They all grew up together and share many moments including playing on the same organized sports. They begin to experiment with music in 2008 rhyming over countless instrumentals just for their friends and their own personal enjoyment. The Bezzle Boyz became an official group at the start 2011 creating street themes such as “Let Me Find Out” which took over many Chicago High Schools. The Bezzle Boyz have many well known songs around the city including “Stacks & Rubberbands“, “Wont Touch That Hoe “, and “Dat Lil Pussy Fucking“. The Bezzle Boyz are well known in the streets and have features with a few buzzing Chicago artists. Their first mix-tape was a success entitled “Only Time Will Tell” hosted by me DJ Illinois Jones, which can be found on http://hnhh.co/mdaed. The Bezzle Boyz are under BCMG ENT. (Brick City Money Gang Entertainment) along with artist Edai and Boss Freak.  Bezzle Boy Young Famous (Seven) and Bezzle Boy Chief Rio (Tracey) also showed their talents in the past season starring in Chicago’s #1 TV show “The Reawakening” directed by Donte Fain. Overall The Bezzle Boyz is a hot rap group which is destined for greatness!!!!! BCMG ENT.