Tag Archives: Ignorant News

Exotic Dancer Has Miscarriage While Twerking On Stage

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So ummmmm I dont know if I should make joking statements about this or just say “DAMN THIS HAPPENED” but either way this is a REAL STORY.

In Houston, Texas popular exotic dance….stripper Jhonni Blaze (now see this is why the second Ghost Rider movie was that awful….i have no idea HOW I PUT THE TWO TOGETHER) while twerking on stage began to bleed profusely.

This is a quote taken from the Examiner on the story:

“Jhonni Blaze is currently in the hospital recovering from a miscarriage that occurred on Wednesday… according to co-workers and patrons at the club, she was dancing at VLive …while on stage she started bleeding profusely…she had apparently suffered a miscarriage… the stripper then left the stage and to the back where she started having convulsions.. she was then rushed to the emergency room where doctors gave her a blood transfusion for the loss of blood… unfortunately they could not save the life of the unborn child.”

I have several questions Did she know she was pregnant, if she did she tell her doctor her job title and did he say “ok ma’am you can go back to work just as normal”, Is this a work-related accident…..Ladies just be careful when and where you twerk.

Man Stabs Brother Over Missing Macaroni & Cheese

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Ummmmmm what can you honestly say besides “IT WILL GO DOWN OVER SOME VELVEETA???” Well actually we don’t really know what exact brand it was, but what we do know is that it ended up having a brother sending the other brother to the hospital damn.

Randy Zipperer, 49, is accused of stabbing his younger brother following an argument about missing macaroni and cheese. This i swear sounds like the siblings should have been like 12 and 7 and the 7 year old got PISSED.

A witness told deputies in Volusia County, Fla. that Randy and his brother, 47-year-old Edward Zipperer, started arguing over Randy’s missing macaroni and cheese. His younger brother helped him look, but during the mac-hunt, Edward knocked over a beer Randy had been drinking. So you are angry and drinking, but who was the witness grandmama cause I will bet that it was her mac & cheese recipe, its always a grandmothers mac & cheese that causes explosions in families.

The spill allegedly made Randy even angrier, and Randy began waving around a knife that wound up inserted in his brother’s stomach like this is one BIG ASS OOPS.

When deputies arrived, Edward had a small puncture wound in his abdomen. Investigators noted a trail of blood between the kitchen and bedroom, according to Click Orlando.

Randy allegedly admitted that “I poked him a little with the knife, but I didn’t mean to.”

He has been charged with aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.

Let this be a lesson don’t mess with nobody’s noodles with cheesy goodness.

Naked Man Runs Wild In Bay Area

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This is either a result of PARTY ROCKING TOO DAMN HARD or POPPIN A MOLLY THEN SWEATING……WOOOOOO. but either way this happened this in REAL LIFE in San Francisco.

A Naked man …who just happens to look like one of the members of LMFAO (not saying its him) or Chicago Comedian Sherman Edwards.(its not him either….I hope not) ran amok NAKED in the B.A.R.T. (Bay Area Rapid Transit) and it was all caught on video

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CHECK THIS OUT and I PROMISE YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

Woman Allegedly Murder’s Boyfriend with Stiletto

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Well fellas you know how you joke with a woman and she tells you that she will stab you with her shoe…..yeah it can and will happen.

Houston police say a 44-year-old woman stabbed her 59-year-old boyfriend to death with a stiletto heel during an argument on Sunday morning.

Ana Trujillo was arrested and charged with murder when police found her boyfriend lying on the floor inside a luxury highrise condominium primarily inhabited by University of Houston faculty. The man had apparently suffered multiple stab wounds to the head

Police got a call from another tenant about an argument in progress at about 3:50 a.m. When Trujillo answered the door, officers saw the victim lying on the floor, according to an official statement by Houston law enforcement.

Trujillo was detained at the scene and questioned by homicide investigators. Police said they believe she used her own shoe as the murder weapon.

The victim’s identity has not yet been released, as authorities have yet to notify family members of his death.

Trujillo was released from Harris County Jail on $100,000 bond, and had a preliminary appearance Tuesday.

i will officially never be arguing with or near an angry woman with heels on.

Taco Bell Licking Scandal Amidst

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Have you had that late night urge to make that “Run For The Border”, “Has the Doritos Locos Tacos (cool ranch/nacho cheese) been call you like Pookie in New Jack City” well now after hearing this you may stick with late night gas from a slider from the castle. A pic went viral and has sent stoners, hippies, people who dont care about their digestive track, and taco bell lovers around in an uproar.

A photo of a Taco Bell employee licking an entire stack of taco shells went viral and Taco Bell itself stepped in quickly to try to clear the air. They said that the taco shells licked by an employee in a viral photo were not served to customers as part of training for a new product and “were in the process of being thrown out,” but the employee has been fired.

The product is presumably Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos, which were released in March. A photo of a man in uniform in a Taco Bell restaurant is seen licking a stack of about 30 taco shells.

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“Two employees, however, used them to take a photo for an internal contest in which company and franchise employees could submit for approval photos of themselves enjoying their first bite of the product,” Taco Bell said in a statement on its website. “The contest had clear guidelines about what was acceptable and unacceptable. This image was clearly unacceptable – it violated the rules and spirit of the contest, and the employees never submitted it. But an employee posted it on a personal social media page in violation of the franchisee’s policies, and it emerged online in social media.”

The company, owned by Yum! Brands!, said it is continuing its investigation and the franchisee is cooperating fully.

But employees have been snapping out for years now instagram and other social media let us see it damn near when it happens.  At this point everybody is gonna be just having homemade soup and cereal.

Hilariously Horrible Baby Names

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Now lets be honest we have all heard of (some of you may even have) awful names that according to parents are supposed to be “creative” but are just a DAMN SHAME. But have you ever wondered how far the atrocity goes.

The choices here were gathered from names given to five babies in 2012.  To protect privacy, the government only records names used for five or more babies each year, (five or more people had the same messed up mindstate) so chances are there are even worse choices out there that didn’t make the official statistics.

As well as some truly terrible names that were given to more than five children last year. Seven little girls were named Anally in 2012, for instance, and nine boys named Havoc. (fans of the X-Men series im guessing)

Girls

Ahmiracle and Dmiracle — There were nearly 800 girls named just plain Miracle, and then you’ve got your Jamiracles and your Lamiracles.  But we draw the line.

Assia — You just can’t give an American baby a name that contains the word “ass.”

Beautyful and Pretty — She better be.

Disney — Product placement?

Erie — Lake, yes.  Ontario or Michigan, maybe.  But Erie is just eerie.

Goodness — Most teenagers would take this as a dare.

Ikea — A Big Box name.

Money and Pryce — Uh…no.

Richard — Every year there are a handful of girls named Richard….and George and David, and boys named Charlotte and Sophia.  Clerical mistakes?  Sometimes, probably.  And then other times, they’re just mistakes.

Rosary — Saints’ names and other religious names can work, but this takes baby-name-as-devotio​n too far.

Shady — Weather names — Sunny, Snow — can work, but then there’s the other meaning of Shady.

Stonie — Will create a rocky path for your child.

Vegas — What happens in Vegas…

Younique — Unfortunately not.

Boys

Abass — See Assia.

Carrion — Baby name roadkill.

Dolton — If Colton is a popular baby name, and Bolton and Knowlton can work as first names, then Dolton….nah.

Emperor — Why not Tyranius?

Hamlet — Shakespearean names as far out as Romeo can work, but  Hamlet is also saddled with that “Ham” syllable.

Handsome — See Beautyful and Pretty.

Harshit — Harshit and Harshita are Sanskrit names with a lovely meaning: full of happiness.  But they don’t translate well into English.

Kartier — Klassy.

Maximum — Max or Maxim would have made the point.

Messer — Takes the Badass Baby Name idea, ala Ranger and Wilder, too far.

Patch — His big brother’s name is AOL

Princeten or Prinston — Maybe he’ll get into Yale.

Ralphy — Middle name: Boy.

Rambo — Scary, yet not as scary as the six boys named (yes, really) Rage.

Vader — Ready for a lifetime of Star Wars jokes?

 

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Basically Doesnt Like Big Girls

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It is no secret that you will not see larger women or full-figured females shopping in Abercrombie & Fitch…well let me rephrase that you will find them shopping but not any clothes that honestly & naturally fit. But for those who do not know there is a reason behind that and it comes from none other than the CEO of the clothing company himself, Mike Jeffries.

Here is a quote from an author and business insider about the “type of people” that Jeffries wants advertising his clothing

“He doesn’t want larger people shopping in his store, he wants thin and beautiful people,” Lewis said. “He doesn’t want his core customers to see people who aren’t as hot as them wearing his clothing. People who wear his clothing should feel like they’re one of the ‘cool kids.’”

Now yeah they sale mens XL and XXL but that is said because its for larger male athletes.

In a 2006 interview with Salon, Jeffries confirmed that the communication between hot people is his primary marketing tactic.

“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that,” he said.

Jeffries also said he wasnt bothered by excluding heavy people he went on further.

“In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids,” he told the site. “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don’t alienate anybody, but you don’t excite anybody, either,”

Wow this is just wow, but you unfortunately know you cannot change a company’s business slogan even if there is a “boycott” there are gonna ALWAYS be people buying the clothes.

Naughty By Nature DONE????

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Damn it feels lile the roots of Hip-Hop are dying a lil more and more every time you turn around. No one died this time but a group that many looked up to as a SOLID FOUNDATION is hip-hop is evidently NO MORE.

It seems as if Naughty by Nature is done as front man Treach took to Twitter in a HEAVY AND OUTRIGHT FIRING & DISS to group member Vinnie

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Of course you would think that might have been it but this is Treach we are talking about.

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So of course the Twitter world sees it and becomes skeptical and automatically assumes as 9 out of 10 celebrities will is that their Twitter account was hacked. Well Treach cleared that up REAL QUICK.

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Treach even went on to drop a diss record against Vinnie.  My question is WHAT IN THEE HELL went that bad? Are they arguing on Queen Latifah, Yo-Yo, MC Lyte,Patra, Monie Love, Roxanne Shante, or any other 90′s female MC I can’t currently think of. Either way check out the diss track below its called “TALL MIDGET”

Woman Told She Was “Too Fat To Tan”

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At first when you hear this you probably start thinking “Nah this isn’t at all possibly real” then as you get more in depth into the story you find out how not only is it REAL but hellafied bogus.

The Aloha Tanning salon in Norton,Ohio gladly accepted Kelly McGrevey’s $70 in exchange for a month-long tanning package. But when McGrevey came in to get a tan last Tuesday, she was told the standup bed was broken and traditional beds were off limits to customers weighing over 230 pounds.

“I said, “Okay, I’d like my money back then,’” McGrevey recalled. “He said, no, we don’t give refunds. I said, ‘You’re not going to give me a refund, I paid for a service that I’m not getting,’ and he said ‘no, you can’t have a refund.’” (AINT THAT BOUT A B*TCH)

According to Channel 3 News, Aloha Tanning has an F rating from the Better Business Burueu. Moreover, other tanning salons they spoke with said they did not impose a similar restriction on their customers.

An employee of Aloha who spoke with the news station stood by the policy.

“We do have a lot of bigger people that came in here and they know that they can’t go into the laydown beds because they are so, you know, they are bigger,” said the staffer, identified as Nicole.

The salon also stood by its refusal to refund McGrevey’s money and suggested she cancel her credit card purchase instead.

McGrevey, meanwhile, says she wants to make sure other overweight people know about Aloha’s “discriminatory” policy. “I just want them to know that you could be mistreated,” she said.

I could see them saying “No Refunds” if she didnt want the service but because they couldn’t accommodate her that’s just messed up.

Condom Snorting Hits The Internet

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So as the title of this article dictate suggest first off its UN DAMN BELIEVABLE.  But after seeing this video its disturbing, disgusting  and HILARIOUS.  But it has been picked up as a YouTube trend that has various teen snorting condoms thru their noses and then pull them out thru the mouth.

Just watch this video