Ignorant News: Asian Girl Band Tricked Into Drinking Doo-Doo Wine

Doo-Doo Wine

The Japan-based site Rocket News 24 tricked five young women into drinking ttongsul, a traditional Korean beverage also called “feces wine” because, in addition to medicinal herbs, it also has fermented human poop in it.

The girls, who are members of the all-girl air band, Doppelganger, were told they would be sampling a Korean herbal wine with strong medicinal properties. Before they knew it had feces in it, the ladies’ reactions were quite positive.

“Oh, wow. When I heard this was medicinal herb wine I thought it would taste strong, but I was completely off the mark,” Mami Hoji said. “This is really good, and easy to drink.”

Hoji’s bandmate agreed. “It’s much easier to drink than I thought,” Asami Oda said. “I keep finding myself sipping away at it.”

Unsurprisingly, when they found out the drink had fermented human poop in it, the girls did not find it so appetizing, according to Food Beast:

Of course, after the truth was divulged, the girls completely changed their imaginary-instrument-playing tunes and insisted the drink tasted like poop, but with such a drastic turn, it would seem the only way to know the true taste of ttsongsul would be to try it for yourself.

Now This Is News reports that feces wine doesn’t always have human excrement in it. Animal feces can be used as well.

The site also notes that, while the drink is a traditional one, it’s rarely imbibed in Korea or anywhere else.

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Ignorant News: Woman Bottle Feeds Her Kids But Breast-Feeds Her Dog?!

Aye… Forget it I’ll let the Huffington Post explain it.

Terri Graham, a mother of two, couldn’t breastfeed her children. But, she’s now fulfilling her maternal desire in an unorthodox way — by breastfeeding her 9-year-old daughter’s dog, a pug named Spider.

In an interview published in the Oct. 20 U.K. edition of Closer magazine, Graham, 44, said that she knows some people might consider her a “freak,” but insisted that her breastfeeding nourishes the dog, and makes her feel like a better mom.

“Having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother,” Graham told Closer.

Graham, who is from California, claimed that the dog developed a taste for breast milk in 2010 after licking the nipple of a bottle she had pumped for her then-newborn son. She says she has breastfed the dog for about 2 years.

A photo of the article about Graham was posted to a Reddit forum devoted to strange and outrageous news, where it quickly received more than 2,000 “upvotes” and rose to the site’s front page.

Although the comments were riddled with jokes, one user pointed out that a British woman had reportedly breastfed her dog in 2010.

A psychologist interviewed for the magazine piece suggested that Graham seek therapy, but stranger incidents involving canines have occurred in the British Isles.

J.R. Bang’s Ignorant News of the Year: Girl 17, Pistol-whipped Mom, Held Gun To Head So She Could Get Used Car

Rachel Anne Hachero

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could have chose a other ignorant news posts. From Wal-Mart Stories to Booty Implant injections gone wrong. This story here though I can’t get over because of the face and the nature of the story. Here is my ignorant news of the year from March 31.

Girl 17, Pistol-whipped Mom, Held Gun To Head So She Could Get Used Car

Rachel Anne Hachero is a 17-year-old honor student at a prestigious high school in Florida that decided the best way to get her mother to buy her a car was to threaten to kill her.

Hachero has been accepted to many Ivy League schools and maybe she felt that her hard work deserved a vehicle. She demanded her mother co-sign for a used Nissan 305Z but was refused.

The young scholar came home with a 9 mm handgun, hit her mother on the head with it and pointed it at her strongly insisting they head to the car dealership.
The police reported that Hachero drove her mother to a Fort Myers, Florida lot with the gun in her purse. The mom found the gun and drugs in the purse later and called authorities.

The police discovered that the weapon had been stolen from a port authority employee’s house and even though charges were not pressed, Rachel was still arrested and placed in juvenile detention.

She beat the shit outta her moms over a Nissan. Goon’ed her moms over a used Nissan. Classic!