Tag Archives: Houston

Exotic Dancer Has Miscarriage While Twerking On Stage

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So ummmmm I dont know if I should make joking statements about this or just say “DAMN THIS HAPPENED” but either way this is a REAL STORY.

In Houston, Texas popular exotic dance….stripper Jhonni Blaze (now see this is why the second Ghost Rider movie was that awful….i have no idea HOW I PUT THE TWO TOGETHER) while twerking on stage began to bleed profusely.

This is a quote taken from the Examiner on the story:

“Jhonni Blaze is currently in the hospital recovering from a miscarriage that occurred on Wednesday… according to co-workers and patrons at the club, she was dancing at VLive …while on stage she started bleeding profusely…she had apparently suffered a miscarriage… the stripper then left the stage and to the back where she started having convulsions.. she was then rushed to the emergency room where doctors gave her a blood transfusion for the loss of blood… unfortunately they could not save the life of the unborn child.”

I have several questions Did she know she was pregnant, if she did she tell her doctor her job title and did he say “ok ma’am you can go back to work just as normal”, Is this a work-related accident…..Ladies just be careful when and where you twerk.

Woman Allegedly Murder’s Boyfriend with Stiletto

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Well fellas you know how you joke with a woman and she tells you that she will stab you with her shoe…..yeah it can and will happen.

Houston police say a 44-year-old woman stabbed her 59-year-old boyfriend to death with a stiletto heel during an argument on Sunday morning.

Ana Trujillo was arrested and charged with murder when police found her boyfriend lying on the floor inside a luxury highrise condominium primarily inhabited by University of Houston faculty. The man had apparently suffered multiple stab wounds to the head

Police got a call from another tenant about an argument in progress at about 3:50 a.m. When Trujillo answered the door, officers saw the victim lying on the floor, according to an official statement by Houston law enforcement.

Trujillo was detained at the scene and questioned by homicide investigators. Police said they believe she used her own shoe as the murder weapon.

The victim’s identity has not yet been released, as authorities have yet to notify family members of his death.

Trujillo was released from Harris County Jail on $100,000 bond, and had a preliminary appearance Tuesday.

i will officially never be arguing with or near an angry woman with heels on.

Ignorant News: Olympic Runner Parlayed As An Escort

Suzy Favor HamiltonOlympian Suzy Favor Hamilton coped with a struggling marriage and depression by turning to a life of prostitution, working for an escort service based in Las Vegas.

“I do not expect people to understand,” Favor Hamilton tweeted. “But the reasons for doing this made sense to me at the time and were very much related to depression.”

The Smoking Gun said the 44-year-old athlete has been working for the last year for a Las Vegas escort service that booked her for dates there, as well as in Los Angeles, Houston and Chicago. The website said she charged $600 an hour for her services.

One of the country’s best-ever middle-distance runners, Favor Hamilton competed for the U.S. at the Olympics in 1992, 1996 and 2000 but did not win a medal. She won seven U.S. national titles. She lives in Madison, Wis., where, The Smoking Gun reported, she and her husband, Mark, live in a $600,000 home and appear to be in no financial distress based on the website’s review of court and municipal records.

Favor Hamilton told the website that only her husband was aware of her escort work, but that, “He tried, he tried to get me to stop. He wasn’t supportive of this at all.”

The website reported that Favor Hamilton worked under the alias “Kelly Lundy” but said she told some of her clients about her true identity and suspected one of them leaked it.

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Ignorant News: Pizza Delivery Guy Pisses On Woman’s Door After Not Being Tipped

Chloe Teply might think twice the next time she neglects to tip the pizza delivery guy.

A former Pizza Hut employee in Des Moines, Iowa was so ticked off after Teply denied him a tip that he allegedly pulled down his pants and urinated on her front door,KCCI reports.

“It’s just one of those things where unfortunately, I don’t have the money,” Teply told KCCI. Security cameras at Teply’s apartment complex caught the delivery man in the act. A Pizza Hut manager, who went to the apartment building to see the footage for himself, told KCCI that the driver had later been fired.

Teply isn’t the only person who has found herself in hot water after neglecting to leave a tip. Earlier this year, a Texas family was locked inside a restaurant in Houston, Texas after refusing to pay an automatic 17-percent gratuity.

Recently, a woman left no tip on a $138.35 meal by signing “single mom sorry” in the tip line instead. A picture of the receipt went viral and many commenters were outraged at the patron’s stinginess.

Restaurant delivery workers are often paid wages that fall well below minimum wageas much of their salary is expected to come from tips, the New York Times reports.Minimum wage for servers that receive tips is as low as $2.13 per hour in some states. The last time Congress increased the “tipped minimum wage” was in 1991.

What’s proper etiquette when it comes to tipping on deliveries? Sites like tipthepizzaguy.com include a tipping calculator as well as a list of instances when it isappropriate not to tip.

Man Breaks His Penis After Taking Erection Pills

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey fellas you know those pills at the gas station you grab along with a box of rubbers because you got that special female and you know its about to go DOWN, and you wanna make that STATEMENT…….yeah well after reading this you may just wanna take some natural vitamins,pump and pray.

In Houston, Texas Adrian Carter supposedly bought some Virilis Pro pills from the gas station before heading to a motel with his girlfriend.  Well Carter said that the pills began to work….then thing got BAD. During the get down Carter said that he began to feel a significant amount of pain then saw a large quantity of blood squirting out of his penis onto the sheets, walls and mirror in the hotel room. He then noticed that his penis and scrotum were visibly swollen. This caused Carter to rush himself to the emergency room (YOU THINK). Surgeons had to remove the skin from Carter’s penis due ot the fact that his urethra had separated completely and the organ was dangerously swollen.

Now here’s where it gets EVEN WORSE. the doctors who performed the surgery are saying that there’s a high possibility that Carter will never experience an erection again and he’s currently urinating through a catheter.

So men next time you think about grabbing that generic Viagara, Stamina RX, Horny Goat Weed, etc (not saying that I know about all these but i go to gas stations) and you planning on BEATING THE BOX UP …..be warned you just may break the beat stick.

Ignorant News: Woman Accused Leaving Kids In Car, Eating Ice Cream and Getting Naked

Police say Stephanie Dillard got into a minor accident with a Houston city bus on Friday while driving with her three children. She walked away from the crash, but left her kids in the banged-up car. Dillard allegedly grabbed some ice cream and stripped naked in a nearby drug store where police found her, according to KPRC.

Dillard’s children, ages 5, 12 and 16, all suffered minor injuries in the crash. Dillard is charged with endangering a child.

Reuters notes that the cause of Dillard’s behavior isn’t known. “But in some states, if a sudden medical emergency like a stroke causes an accident, the driver generally can’t be held liable for the crash,” the article said.

But that excuse doesn’t hold if the driver knew about her condition and failed to take medication to treat it, according to Reuters.

The Houston Press reports that Dillard’s children were turned over to their grandmother, “whom, we hope, did not offer to take them for consolatory scoops of ice cream,” the Press writes.

[Via The Huffington Post]

Woman Dumps Man After His Cancer Announcement, Wants His Super Bowl Tickets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yea you read it right…

Television writer Jason Elia went out and got tickets to Super Bowl 46 for himself and his girlfriend. Ella even wanted to propose to her on Christmas (aaaaaaawwwwww). An unfortunate situation happen: Elia was diagnosed with Bladder Cancer. According to Elia, his girlfriend dumped him after hearing the news on the spot (Damn Heaux).

The story gets crazier. Jason says she still wants the tickets because she claims they were meant for her anyway! Jason on the other hand is giving away his tickets in a contest. Jason is auctioning the tickets off on Twitter. Whoever gets Jason the most Twitter followers by the end of the Pro Bowl will get the tickets. Currently a webcam girl is in the lead, promising five minute shows to anyone who follows Jason. She has sent approximately 250 followers so far. You can find Jason on twitter at @notjasonelia.

Listen to the full audio at ESPN 97.5 in Houston.

That is most [censored] up. I pray that Elia remains in good spirits and can defeat cancer. For his ex? If this is true I rather not say.

[Via Deadspin]