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“Weekend At Bernies” But In Denver?

Mark Rubinson (left) & Robert Young (right)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ever seen the movie ‘Weekend At Bernie’s” and thought “you know what we could pull that off” Ok you probably didn’t but these two dudes from Denver,CO did and hell just look at their mug shots, they look like they’d enter a dead puppy in the dog show.

Shout out to msnbc.com for this joint right here:

Two men who admitted to driving around Denver with their dead friend’s corpse and using the dead man’s debit card to fund a night at a strip club were sentenced on Thursday to probation, prosecutors said.

Robert Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, both pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges of abusing the corpse of Jeffrey Jarrett last August, the Denver District Attorney’s Office said in a release.

Young also pleaded guilty to felony identity theft for using Jarrett’s credit card.

Neither man was accused of killing Jarrett, who died at 43 from a lethal combination of drugs and alcohol, Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the District Attorney’s Office told Reuters.

Under the plea agreement, Young was given a two-year deferred sentence and must undergo “mental health evaluation and treatment, substance abuse assessment and treatment, and cognitive behavioral therapy,” the release said.

He also must submit to random drug and alcohol testing, perform 50 hours of community service and pay $1,289.56 in restitution, in addition to maintaining full-time employment.

Rubinson was given a one-year suspended sentence and was ordered to the same drug and alcohol monitoring, therapy and work conditions, and perform 200 hours of community service.

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Prosecutors said Young and Rubinson found Jarrett unresponsive at the Denver home Young and Jarrett shared, and instead of calling 911 they put the dead man in the back seat of Rubinson’s SUV and went for a ride, local television station KWGN reported.

Police said that the men ate at Viva Burrito restaurant and fueled up Rubinson’s SUV at a convenience store all paid for with Jarrett’s debit card, KWGN also reported. The men then unloaded Jarrett’s body back at his house and visited Shotgun Willie’s, a popular Denver-area strip club where they withdrew $400 at an ATM from Jarrett’s account, it said.

Only after leaving the club did the men call the police to report Jarrett’s death.

As conditions of their probationary sentence, both men must write letters of apology to Jarrett’s family.

Prosecutor Kandace Gerdes told the judge that the plea deals “were largely the result of the (Jarrett) family’s compassion,” the district attorney’s office said.

Jay says: ALL THEY GOT WAS PROBATION ! ! ! GTFOH! ! “In case you don’t remember the plot of the movie Weekend At Bernie’s here it goes and oh yeah there was a sequel too…….

“Two friends arrive at their boss’ beachfront home for a weekend getaway to find out their boss had been killed as the result of a mob hit, “The two men then cart the body around town, hoping to save the weekend of luxury they had planned and hoping they don’t raise any suspicions.”

The closest I have ever seen black people do some dumb ass s**t like this is when the family took the body from the funeral home and brought the body in the house

This is how you pull a Pee-Wee Herman version 2.0

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So this is how you would pull a New age Pee-Wee Herman .Aren’t the Chipmunks and Destiny’s Chi….I mean the Chipettes just so cute and adorable?? Yeah well one man thought they were just a little too damn adorable.  So much that he decided to drop his anchor in the aisle and play with his ships mast.

A Chicago man changed a G-rated movie experience into an X-rated one, according to North Riverside police.

Last Thursday, police were dispatched to the North Riverside Park Mall’s Classic Cinema, 7501 W. Cermak Rd., on a report of a naked man inside the movie theater.

On arrival at Theater No. 2, police said, they found Edward L. Brown sitting in the front row completely in the nude watching the 4 p.m. showing of “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.” (He couldnt do the first show at 10 or noon huh)

Police said they immediately began ushering the approximate 96 patrons out the theater, ordered Brown to get dressed and arrested him without further incident, now was this BEFORE or AFTER they escorted him out and was there some innocent little suburban Jimmy going “Mommy, mommy whats that on the black man” Mommy while clutching chest “Something your father wish he could have”

The theater stopped the movie and issued refund vouchers, police said.

At one point, police said, Brown, 34, of the 4300 block of West 17th Street in Chicago, allegedly turned to face the audience and exposed his genitals to the crowd, which included children.

Brown was charged with sexual exploitation of a child and misdemeanor disorderly conduct.