Dear Chad Javon Johnson OchoCinco Johnson,

Last week you was on the HBO reality TV series “Hard Knocks” telling a member of the Miami Dolphins you were gonna get Arrested during your break. Who knew you was going to hold true to your promise?

Chad you are one of my favorite players in the NFL. You talk a lot of shit BUT you NEVER have off the field problems UNTIL you wifed up Evelyn Lozada, a chick that is regularly on reality TV acting a fool! Fam! You are on the downside of your NFL career and I know you are trying to set up your post NFL life but that wasn’t the way to go bro.

Now Antoine Walker’s seconds got you by the balls cause you allegedly head butted her. Now you’ve been cut by your home town Miami Dolphins, lost your reality show with Lozada and she filed for divorce.

Shit I’m glad she ain’t leave you dead, broke or naked… But she might want half.

It was all good a week ago.