Ignorant News: Repairman Kidnapped, Forced To Make Repairs

Jason DeJesus-Chanelle Troedson

A Northern California handyman was allegedly beaten and forced to do repairs around the home of two suspects who police say lured him to their home after a dispute about work he’d done for a relative of one of the alleged assailants.

Jason DeJesus, 36, and Chanelle Troedson, 33, have been arrested on charges of suspicion of assault, kidnapping and false imprisonment after allegedly luring the unnamed man to their San Jose, Calif., home Monday. The couple held the man at their home for seven hours before he daringly escaped from a nearby gas station where they had taken him to buy supplies, police said.

After some conflict between the victim and one of DeJesus’ relatives, DeJesus requested the victim’s presence at the house to conduct “repair work” on an appliance for them, Sgt. Jose Cardoza of the Santa Clara Sheriff’s Office said.

“There was some back and forth with the original person, and the victim wanted to get paid. Then DeJesus got involved,” Cardoza told ABCNews.com. “He contacted the victim, and said, ‘Maybe we can work something out while you’re down here. Why don’t you do some work?’”

When the alleged victim arrived at the suspect’s house, police said, he was immediately assaulted, held against his will and repeatedly threatened for several hours. He was forced to repair appliances in their kitchen and do other repairs around the house, Cardoza said.

After allegedly being held in the home for hours, the couple then allegedly forced the man to accompany them as they drove his truck to the home of the relative in Santa Clara, Calif., where he had originally worked. But they stopped at a Chevron gas station on the way.

DeJesus and Troedson went into the gas station’s convenience store, and after warning him to stay in the car, left the victim alone at the pump, police said. Within a matter of seconds, the man dashed to the nearby home of Eric Hedrick, where he quickly called 911.

“A blond-haired gentleman came to my door, knocked on the door frantically asking if he could use my phone.,” Hedrick told KGO-TV. “Apparently, he said he’d been kidnapped and beaten, and I could visibly see he had some injuries.”

After receiving the victim’s call, San Jose police officers arrived at the gas station, where the couple were attempting to leave in the vehicle, Cardoza said.

The victim, who suffered minor injuries, refused to let police take him to the hospital, Cardoza told ABCNews.com.

“He was conscious,” Cardoza said. “He mentioned that he was going to go on his own to get cleared [of any medical issues]. If anything, he was scared, terrified of the whole ordeal.”

DeJesus, and Troedson are being held in the Santa Clara County jail and will be arraigned Thursday, at which point they will be assigned legal counsel, police said.

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Bitch Slap 101 – Kat Williams Style

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katKat Williams is at it again, he’s back in the media for all of the wrong reasons. Williams was seen driving a three-wheeler on a crowded sidewalk in Sacramento, CA. earlier this week. Williams was said to have reached speeds of up to 35 miles per hour during the chase that lasted several minutes. Williams, 39, led authorities on a chase that was called off to  protect pedestrians and bystanders.

An officer from the California Highway Patrol’s capitol protector section was said to have seen Williams in the act and initiated the chase. The D.A. has been asked to file felony charges against the comedian.

If that wasn’t enough action for a lifetime-hours later Kat Williams was seen at a target “bitch” slapping a cashier. The disagreement started off innocents according to witnesses, until Williams slapped the Target associate in the face. The cashier looked like he wanted to hit the comedian back but decided instead to call the police from his cellular.

Bitch Betta' Have My Money Kat stood around for a moment or two while the associate made the call, then decided to get on his motorized cart for a clean get away.

At this time there have been no charges pressed against Mr. Williams.

 

 

Parents Imagine Finding Out Your Daughter May Be Drafted In A Slut League

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imagine the stress some people are already in almost halfway through the NFL season with their fantasy football teams (some people take that SERIOUSLY), now imagine while dealing with that you get an OFFICIAL letter from your daughters, teenage daughters school saying that she can potentially be “drafted” into a “fantasy slut league”.

Well in California at Piedmont High School the parents got an official letter from principal Rich Kitchens saying that their daughter may have been involuntarily drafted in the “fantasy slut league”. Now how this worked is that the male students scored points for “documented engagement in sexual activities” with the girls “drafted”.

The high school say that the draft had been going on for five or six years before the administration caught wind of it.  Now the reason that the parents were made aware of what was going on was according to school superintendent Constance Hubbard “We wanted to make sure that parents were aware of things that were going on in their kids’ lives.” she went on to say “(but) I don’t want to blow this out of proportion”

Of course she doesn’t because she possibly went undrafted and blowing is 10 points you don’t want to give away.  How much tension will there be between female friends in the locker room when they find out one of their girls they thought NO ONE would want is a HIGH PROSPECT & TRADED FOR.

Comedienne Aarona Browning Needs Your Help & Support

 

 

 

 

 

Comedienne Aarona Browning has been featured here on EducatedInsanity.com for a while for being both hilarious & beautiful, but this time we are featuring her for a very serious issue.  Back on September 13th Aarona had a incident involving the Inglewood,California Police department and she needs your support to help get justice.

Please watch the video, feel free to share it and also sign the petition

Homeless Man Arrested For Strangling Pelican

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s not even safe out in the streets of Malibu, California for pelicans anymore. You know pelicans the bird that doubled as toilets on The Flintstones.

Here’s where it gets bad it was done by a homeless person. Sergio Alvarez, 30, told the police that originally found the bird already dead, then he turned around and allegedly admitted that he had killed the pelican because he was hungry and hadn’t been able to catch any fish. So as a homeless man he couldn’t hustle up any change and get a McDouble.

Now check this out a witness just passing by told the sheriff’s deputy that he had spotted a man choking a pelican. Witnesses said Alvarez had his hands around the bird’s throat, and that the animal was flapping its wings in distress before going completely limp (oh no the bird couldn’t had been in distress this was just Avian Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation –that choking/hanging yourself while you get off…sexually)

Alvarez was arrested and booked on $20,000 bail, which I strongly doubt he posted. Alvarez pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge of of animal cruelty to a bird, and was sentenced to 60 days in jail and one year’s probation. While brown pelicans are no longer considered an endangered, they are a fully protected species in California.

Our condolences go out to the family of that pelican. The bird was just trying enjoy a nice night on the beach he had NO IDEA he was gonna become LUNCH.

Florida Woman Sues Police Saying “Personal” Item Was Removed During Search

 

 

 

 

 

This has got to be the first incident (documented or otherwise) or a pull over and a pull out and I am not talking about someone running away from the police.

In the beautiful state of California, Florida resident Leila Tarantino (yeah the same last name as the famous direct Quentin, and this sounds like it came out of one of his movies) has filed a lawsuit, yes this is going to COURT, against the Citrus County Sheriff’s Department. The reason for the lawsuit is not being stopped for allegedly rolling through a stop sign which she swears she stopped. Instead the charge is a lot more……colorful.

Tarantino says that she was strip-searched on side of the road after being detained for two hours, in full view of her children and by every driver in Beverly Hills, but while a female officer was searching for drugs she…….wait for it…….forcibly removed her tampon. Just yanked it out.

That female cop is a beast, a demon, and just damn disgusting you saw that dangling ass string what she thought it was attached to POP ROCKS.

New Music “3 Kings” Rick Ross ft Dr. Dre & Jay-Z

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Highly Anticipate Single from MayBach Music Group’s Rick Ross “3 Kings” featuring Dr. Dre and Jay Z from the forth coming album ‘God Forgive I Don’t’ dropped today and lets just say this, if this is an indication of the album, this one may definitely be one worth copping.


Just The Two Of Us: Will Smith

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The expression “SHE LOOK JUST LIKE HER DAMN DADDY” applies here HEAVILY. Now to mention to the fact that she is built like a 4th grade boy.  But the father-daughter combo was spotted out in California having Ice Cream.

From the looks of this photo Will took a trip back in time using the Men In Black3 method and grabbed his younger self out of grammar school to come kick it with him in 2012.

“Would you like a shot of Hennessey with that Latte??”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You ever had that morning Grande Carmel-White-Espresso-Mocha-Chino-Latte-caffeno coffee and thought “DAMN THIS IS MISSING SOMETHING? maybe a shot….of patron or two.” Well thats about to become more of a reality than you thought.

Starbucks is about to experiment with serving Beer, Alcohol and Wine in various locations in Atlanta (Magic City is about to be JUMPING EVEN MORE) and in Southern California (it never rains in Southern California, now will it NEVER sleep) later on in 2012.

This is expected to hit five or seven cafes in the Chicagoland area by the end of 2012.

Business meetings are about to get a hell of a lot more interesting.

“Yes can i have a Corona-Latte please??” “I’ll take an Iced Mocha Patron with lime”

Who was sick enough to STICK it in the Taco Bell dog…………

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Yo Quiero, Taco Chihuahua bootee????”

Who could ever want to hurt the poor little taco bell dog, let alone give them a human stuffing in the canine gordita??? Yeah that sounded really sick but it actually happened.  And whats worse is somebody in a WHEELCHAIR (yeah i threw it in caps)

A wheelchair-bound California parolee meaning he has already been locked up before has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually assaulting an eight-month-old Chihuahua. How was the chihuahua walking around to the point where you are in a wheelchair going “well my two legs don’t work but the third is on & poppin”

He must also register as a sex offender in what could be the first such requirement in an animal abuse case. Robert Edward De Shields was renting space in a Sacramento house when the homeowners returned to find him with their Chihuahua, Shadow, “in pain and shock,”

the owners took Shadow to a veterinarian who then  examined the Chihuahua, and discovered the dog had suffered severe damage to its internal organs. Basically this dude went IN (no pun intended on the innocent little doggy) Shadow survived following surgery and iscurrently being cared for in a foster home. “Shadow is a victim in every sense of the word,” the new owner told the judge. The dog is extraordinarily fearful of men, “like many victims of sexual assault,” she said, and may never fully recover from its physical wounds.

Jay has money on it that whoever did this, in prison is gonna be made to bark in a high pitch for his entire ten years. I bet the original Taco Bell dog is rolling over in his gold plated chalupa lined grave.