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Mickey Mantle’s Outstanding Experience Told To The New York Yankees

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Anybody who is a baseball enthusiast or a fan know who the legendary Mickey Mantle is. The former New York Centerfielder is known as the greatest switch-hitter (he can hit the ball from the right or left side-get your mind out the gutter) in history, has the most home runs ever in a World Series (18), career leader in walk-off home runs (13) just to name a few.  A you can also add (in a Samuel L Jackson voice) “THE “MUTHA F**KIN MAN” to that list after you check this out.

In something that solidifies not just how great of a player he was, but dammit how smoothed out and pimp-tight he is a letter was released written by Mickey Mantle depicting his most  outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium. This was in response to a request from then-Vice-President of the New York Yankees, Bob Fishel, and asked to contribute to the Yankee Stadium’s forthcoming 50th anniversary celebrations. You know that expression taken from that great bible verse “Ask and you shall receive” well check out the letter sent by Fishel and then check out the response from Mantle.

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Maybe you didn’t read that like you thought you did so just in case HERE IS THE TRANSCRIPT (in clear type)

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New York Yankees Inc.

Dear Mickey,

As you probably know, 1973 marks the 50th anniversary of Yankees Stadium and we are going to have a season-long Golden Anniversary celebration. We hope to mark the occasion on our Old Timers Day, Saturday, August 11, as well as on individual dates during the season.

We thought it would be interesting to learn from you what you consider your outstanding event at Yankee Stadium. In many cases the answer is obvious, but because we are writing a large number of your former team mates, we are asking you to answer this question for us.

1973 will be the final season at Yankee Stadium as we know it. We will be located at Shea in 1974 and ’75 while Yankee Stadium is completely rebuilt to reopen in 1976.

Thanks for your cooperation. We are looking forward to seeing you in 1973 and wish you a happy holiday season.

Very truly yours,

(Signed, ‘Bob Fishel’)

December 14, 1972/m

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I consider the following my outstanding experience at Yankee Stadium:

— I got a blow-job under the right field Bleachers, by the Yankee Bull pen.

This event occurred on or about: (Give as much detail as you can)

— It was about the third or fourth inning. I had a pulled groin and couldn’t fuck at the time. She was a very nice girl and asked me what to do with the cum after I came in her mouth. I said don’t ask me, I’m no cock-sucker.

Signed: Mickey Mantle, The All-American Boy

 Got serviced, while servicing your team could you imagine this happening today. A-Rod grabbing a drunk chick sitting by first base telling her “You wanna play with this A-Rod in the C-hole, during the 7th inning stretch”, or in Football Brandon Marshall calling time out and snatching a chick at the 50-yd line asking her “would you like to play Wide Receiver” or even Steph Curry at halftime telling a fan as he is going in the tunnel “Hey Shorty you wanna come cross the Golden Gate bridge”.
All I’m saying I believe all of these athletes would be either LEGENDARY or drained if this happened in every sport. But nonetheless it makes you realize why baseball is called “America’s Past-time” because i know thats one way I for damn sure would love to kill time.

The Greatest Final Jeopardy Answer

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The Classic TV Show Jeopardy has produced some classic moments from a computer as an opponent, to players completely running the board. But this one during the Jeopardy Teen Tournament in itself is hysterical and legendary.

Jay Washington Interviews Resistance Pro Wrestling Tag Team Champion Sugar Dunkerton

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Resistance Pro Wrestling is a fast-rising wrestling company based out of Chicago that is spear-headed by Smashing Pumpkins front man Billy Corrigan and the Baron Brothers (Jacques & Gabe).  They have taken the wrestling world by storm and have given a spotlight to many wrestlers who have come close but have not broken through that barrier.  Jay Washington talked to one of those rising stars and who is also one-half of the inaugural Resistance Pro Wrestling tag team champions Sugar Dunkerton.  They discussed Sugar’s beginnings in pro-wrestler, his time in Chikara Pro and his upcoming tag team title match against Ruff Crossing at the Resistance Pro Wrestling show on January 18th at Bourbon Street in Merrionette Park,IL.

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Brazil Holds Its “Miss Bum Bum Pageant 2012″

 

 

 

 

This is simply ASS-stronomical, ASS-stounding, and just amazing. In something that could be officially sound tracked by an compilation of booty songs. Brazil will OFFICIALLY give men one more reason to want to travel to the country.

Brazil is gearing up for the “Miss Bum Bum” pageant, a nationwide contest to find the best butt in the country.

The nation’s cutest derriere will be chosen out of 27 competitors, one from each of Brazil’s Federative Units. Online voting will determine 15 finalists, who will travel to São Paolo in November for the “grand finale.”

“[Brazilians] definitely have a thing with butts,” said Brazilian Graciela Murano,writer and editor for Oddee, noting that “bumbum” is the word most commonly used in Brazil to refer to someone’s rear end. (she Must not know how mean in the South and on the Southside of Chicago feel about them as well)

In her country, the 30-year-old says, most people know about the competition, but like to pretend that they’re not interested. In reality, though, “Every woman has read about it and won’t admit it,” she said, “and every man’s dream is to be a part of the judging team.”

It looks like those dreams won’t come true, at least this year. In early September, Pamela Anderson was contracted to judge the competition, according to the Brazil Dispatch.

Like any good pageant, Miss Bum Bum Brazil is not without scandal.

Cibelle Riberio was one candidate who almost slipped through the cracks. Murano told The Huffington Post that Riberio was a national “favorite” for the competition, but was almost disqualified when judges suspected she may have butt implants, and the curvy contestant refused to take an X-ray.

However, it looks Riberio has since submitted to the X-ray and, butt approved, is now back in the running, according to Globo.

Anyone can see that the pageant contestants have perfect posteriors, but what about Brazilians in general? Do they have better butts than the rest of the world? ”Yep, definitely,” Murano said.

Source: Huffington Post

Porn Star Causes STD Scare & Causes Filming to Temporarily Shut Down

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe its time for the man to go ahead and hang up his baseball cap, especially when you gotta lie to go to work.  This is not lying like saying “No, my shoulder dislocation is good i can lift these heavy boxes.” or “No this isnt whooping cough with a taste of pneumonia.  I’m a chef and cooking is what I do”

This is “Yeah i’m clean to go raw, smile in the camera and advertise tube socks.

via Huffington Post

Porn actor Mr. Marcus has come out and identified himself as the performer responsible for the current syphilis outbreak that has shut down production in the San Fernando Valley.

He believes he contracted the STD on set but admits that he altered his syphilis-positive test so that he could keep performing. His altered test was what started the scare and initiated the industry’s self-imposed 10-day moratorium while actors are tested and treated for syphilis.

“I tried to cover it up… Because I said it was like the scarlet letter. It’s the word. Syphilis, whoa,” Marcus said to XBiz. “Mr. Marcus, syphilis? Mr. Marcus, the one I worked with? The one that everybody works with? The one that’s been in this industry forever?”

In an emotional interview that brought the 18-year veteran actor to tears, Marcus said that he only altered the test because his doctor told him he would not be contagious 10 days after taking a shot of penicillin. “I have to live with this, no one else does,” he said. “I’m very sorry. I did not think that this would come out like this.”

The porn actor was diagnosed with syphilis on July 12, received a penicillin shot on July 13 and returned to work 11 days later, on July 24, AVN reports. However, he still had the STD. Perhaps most disturbing, the producer of the shoot didn’t ask for a paper or digital copy of Marcus’ STD test. Instead, the actor showed a copy of the test on his cell phone so that the syphilis portion wasn’t visible.

For a subsequent porn shoot, Marcus said he folded his test covering the syphilis portion and photocopied it. However, a producer noticed this time that the numbers were missing and called Marcus out on it.

As many as nine syphilis cases have been identified among porn performers, and more are expected, according to the Associated Press. Marcus said that the three women he performed with after his diagnosis have all tested negative for syphilis.

Marcus tweeted Thursday:

Mr.Marcus@akaMrMarcus You can be disappointed, but don’t throw stones. Some of you are living in glass houses.

The porn moratorium comes days after the California Department of Public Health released a report finding that syphilis cases in the Golden State have jumped by 18 percent from 2010 to 2011. Men had a vastly higher rate as it largely affects men who have sex with men. The STD also affected African Americans at a higher rate than any other racial demographic.

Los Angeles County officials have approved a ballot initiative that will ask voters to decide whether porn actors should be required to wear condoms in sex scenes.

I SAY NO I ALREADY HAVE TO STOP PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH MY MAN MAN AND STRAP UP ALLOW PORN TO STILL BE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FUN WITH SEX ! ! !

Vanessa Bryant Does”Not Want To Be Married To Someone Who Cant Win Championships”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This right here is GOLD DIGGING AT ITS FINEST ! ! ! ! This here screams “Basketball Wives” and VH1 all over it.

from Yahoo Sports

Kobe Bryant‘s wife Vanessa filed for divorce last winter after claiming that the two’s differences were irreconcilable, but the two eventually rekindled their union and appear to be on good terms. And, after a tough initial run together that featured an infamous bout of public infidelity, it appears as if Vanessa’s good terms are going to be on her terms. She wants rings, she’ll have you know. Don’t bother even leaving the house if you’re not going to come back with one.

From a New York Magazine transcription from Sports on Earth’s Nicki Jhabvala, as tipped off to us by The Basketball Jones:

“I certainly would not want to be married to somebody that can’t win championships. If you’re sacrificing time away from my family and myself for the benefit of winning championships, then winning a championship should happen every single year.”

 

Perhaps someone should tell Vanessa Bryant that showcasing a good work ethic that sometimes leaves you away from the home for long stretches doesn’t always lead to championships. It just means you’re probably going to be good at your job.

Here is where you can go into the, “perhaps if Vanessa Bryant had a job …”-territory, but don’t. She’s raising two daughters, which is a full time gig that is to be respected. We should just ask that she choose her words more carefully, I suppose. She entered into a union with Bryant knowing full well that NBA players spend half a season on the road, and that stars of Bryant’s caliber spend untold days and weeks overseas fulfilling sponsorship duties. You know, all the stuff that leads to all those houses and all those cars and even helicopters; things that sometimes only lead to a 45-win record despite 35 points per game. Kobe can shoot a thousand jumpers every summer afternoon, but it’s not going to mean much if he still has to team up with Smush Parker in the fall.

It’s easy to understand what Vanessa is getting at, but she can’t have it both ways here. It’s true that Kobe Bryant’s work ethic might be unmatched amongst NBA players, but it’s a gig that keeps you away from home regardless of championship potential. Add in the fact that this is a team game and that no star (no matter how great, or how many hours put in) can win a championship just about by himself, and you’re left with a pretty silly statement.

We can’t say we’re especially looking forward to reading the rest of this interview when the New York Magazine hits the newsstands.

Educated Insanity Interviews the ‘Glam Goddess’ Tyomi Morgan

Jay Washington and Illinois Jones got an opportunity to sit and get in-depth with the Glam Goddess and blogger of the GLAMerotica 101 website, Ms Tyomi Morgan.

This interview went into discussion of women’s personal health, spicing up the relationship, the amazing wondrous delight that is female ejaculation, as well as the EXXXOTICA expo in Chicago,IL July 13-15.

Check out Tyomi at www.glamerotica101.com

Comedian Chris Rock Sparks Controversy with Independence Day Tweet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While most people on the 4th of July were BBQ’ing, hanging with friends & family and sparking up the fireworks, comedian Chris Rock was sparking up controversy with a tweet he sent out.

Chris Rock is definitely not a stranger to controversy, especially when it comes to explorations of racism and stereotypes. He had one of his most controversial bits, “Niggas vs. Black People” from his 1996 HBO special “Bring The Pain,” is also one of his most beloved, he has quit performing it since.  Rock told 60 Minutes, “By the way, I’ve never done that joke again, ever, and I probably never will. ‘Cos some people that were racist thought they had license to say nigger. So, I’m done with that routine.”

But what the tweet said that sent sooooo many people up in arms was “ ”Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks.” Here’s the thing its kinda accurate. On the very first Independence Day America gained its freedom from British Rule, but yet still owned Africans and newly born African-Americans as slaves.

Now of course there was major backlash one blogger humorously tweeted to Rock “”Good one! I bet your Guatemalan house staff got a good chuckle.”

What do you think of the post I dont see a problem with it unless it struck a nerve in some sense.

Riddles Comedy Club All-Star Holiday Weekend Comedy Show

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Independence Day Weekend on Friday and Saturday July 6th & 7th come out after you get your fill of food and get full off of laughs.

Riddles Comedy Club 5055 w 111th st (111th & Cicero) will be presenting its annual All-Star Comedy Showcase with a collection of comedians from around the Chicagoland Area for Four Amazing Shows. Comedians scheduled to perform: Chris Baugh, Meechie Hall, Ray Fischer, Brian Hicks, Mitch Hurley, Glen Martino, Jay Washington and a special guest comedian from Los Angeles.

Two Shows Friday 8 & 1030pm and two on Saturday 8 & 1030pm as well.  Tickets are only $12.50 and can be purchased at the box office the day of the show.  Two drink minimum inside the showroom is also enforced. 21 and over with ID.

For more information go to www.myriddlescomedyclub.com

Metta World Peace Performs Stand Up Comedy

Now we all know that it happened but we all havent seen the FOOTAGE, and by that I mean that  Metta World Peace formerly known as Ron Artest (or is he back to back hell i dont know) of the Los Angeles Lakers recently tried his hand at standup comedy.

If you are like me you thought “awww damn his rap album was HORRIBLE, his stand up must be just as bad”.  Well I have my own opinion and I’ll let you judge…jury and execute for yourself.