Man Guilty of Getting Kinky By the Pool

edwintobergtaFrom the title of this alone you would think that this is possibly just a couple getting caught in the midst of passion. But yeah this isnt that AT ALL.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, pleaded guilty Tuesday to public indecency for having sex with a pink inflatable pool float in front of several children, The Smoking Gun reported.

A witness caught the Hamilton, Ohio man getting wet and wild in June, after he “stepped out of his back door, naked and [had] sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” the police report states.

The report notes that “this occurred in front of several children who saw his genitals and his actions with the float. The children were under the age of 10 and it occurred in the afternoon during the daylight hours.”

What the report fails to mention is that Tobergta — say what you will about him — is anything if not faithful. He was arrested in 2011 for having sex with the exact same pool float.

That time, he was caught on top of the blow-up tow with his pants “down around his ankles.” When he realized he’d been spotted, he tried to make a getaway — raft in tow — but police eventually caught up to him.

He’s scheduled to be sentenced in November.

School Officials Send Extremely Racist Text Messages

racist teachWe have all wondered what are teachers saying about children during personal time or even to other teachers, and not just “so how many in your homeroom have you boned for an A”.

Coatesville Area School District in southeastern Pennsylvania is now demanding all district employees enroll in sensitivity training after two top administrators were caught trading“sickening” and “highly offensive” text messages on district-supplied phones. Superintendent Richard Como and Coatesville High School athletic director Jim Donato resigned Aug. 29 “for personal reasons” after an internal investigation by the school board revealed their love of pretty much all racial slurs.

The school board will formally vote on whether to accept or deny their resignations Tuesday. Pissed off parents and community members are pushing the board to deny the resignations and fire both administrators instead. The Coatesville School District Parents/Taxpayers Coalition is even circulating a petition demanding retirement the request not be voted upon until “any and all internal and external investigations are completed.”

The Chester County District Attorney’s Office confirmed on Sept. 20 that there is a criminal investigation underway, though no criminal charges have been filed.

The hideous text message transcripts leave no racist stone unturned. Click on the link and CHECK THIS OUT


Town is Being Terrorized By Clown

clownThere are people young and old who are completely terrified of clowns. They suffer from  coulrophobia – a fear of clowns. No matter how much the actor tries to cute it up it still can terrify people.  Well over in England its happening people cant seem to explain it.

The sinister figure has been repeatedly spotted around Northampton in Jolly ole England made  his first appearance on Friday 13th September, he has been spotted in several locations across the town and been photographed by local residents clutching a set of juggling clubs and colourful balloons in full attire and make-up, sporting a frizzy red wig and waving at passers-by.

One woman reported the clown had knocked on her front door and offered to paint her windowsills, despite having no equipment on him.

There has been no explanation for the sudden nocturnal appearances of the man, who bears a striking resemblance to the character Pennywise as portrayed in the film of Stephen King’s horror novel It.

But unlike Pennywise, Northampton’s version has set up a Facebook group detailing his exploits.

He signs off each update with “beep beep” – the King character’s catchphrase. If this was in good ole ‘Merica Mr. Clown would have BEEN gotten his a$$ whooped.

Man Makes Biggest Combo Burger Ever

mceverythingYou ever gone to a restaurant and jokingly used the expression “Let me get everything on the left side of the menu”.

Well imagine some one instead of saying just one side they say the entire menu and just all the sandwiches.  And i don’t think it helps well this story originated from.

A Wisconsin blogger said it cost him $140.33 to purchase one of each sandwich offered by McDonald’s and then assemble them into “the McEverything.”

Nick Chipman, a blogger for, said he went to the McDonald’s in Wauwatosa, Wis., a half hour before the end of breakfast so he would be able to order all 43 sandwiches made by the fast food chain. He used bamboo skewers to stack them into a creation he dubbed “the McEverything.”

Chipman said his entire bill came to $141.33, because he also ordered a Diet Coke.

“Aside from keeping the McEverything from toppling over as I was assembling it, I’d say that the hardest part of building it was not eating any of the sandwiches until it was complete. I’m a total sucker for McDonald’s sandwiches, especially their McGriddles,” Chipman wrote.

Chipman said he, unsurprisingly, was not able to eat the McEverything in one sitting.

“With all the leftovers I have, I’ve got all my breakfasts, lunches and dinners covered for the next week or so!” he wrote.

At what point does just looking at this make your arteries SHUT DOWN.

Conjoined Twin Porn Will Soon Be On Your Sticky Screen

ConjoinedTwinPornHold on to your hats all you porn connoisseurs, this right here may just have taken freaky fetishes to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

Just when you thought pornographers had covered every conceivable connubial combination comes a sex fantasy that hasn’t yet been immortalized — frisky conjoined twins.

“Conjoined,” an adult film set for release early next year, features two non-related porn stars, Mischa Brooks and Rilynn Rae, who are joined at the hip.

This new kink is the brainchild of adult director B. Skow, who saw a pair of conjoined twins on YouTube — one who was fat and the other who was skinny — and started thinking about the interpersonal dynamic and the sexual possibilities.

“I thought about two hot twins who are connected and wondered, ‘What if one fell in love and wanted to be separated? And I wondered if the other one would get jealous.” Ok this right here is a freaky fantasy for your ass.

Skow said he likes finding interesting stories and then finding ways to leave in the sex. In this case, he upped the erotic ante by making one of the sisters lesbians. That decision was influenced by the fact that the company financing the film, Girlfriends Films, specializes in girl-on-girl porn.

However, he’s quick to clarify that the exact sexual dynamic between the conjoined kinksters is slightly more fluid.

“One is more lesbian than the other, but both like girls,” he said. “They don’t have sex with each other. When one is having sex with another person, they will put a sheet over their sister. Still, the other will feel things that her sister is doing.”

Skow said there is one scene where the two sisters hook up with one girl who switches between the two.

Skow said he picked them because he thinks they look alike, although at 5-foot-10, Rae is 8 inches taller than Brooks.

“It looks funny when they’re trying to get dressed, but they are good friends in real life. The film opens with them trying to play Twister.”

Rae has been in the industry since 2012 in films like “Boffing The Babysitter 16″ and “My New Black Stepdaddy 13.” She said that playing a conjoined twin wasn’t as much of a stretch as she expected.

“It wasn’t that hard, I’ve played sports all my life so I’m used to the rivalry.

“The moment where we have sex with another character, [Mischa’s character] was supposed to be doing mine a favor and she was playing it great — like she’s really pissed!”

The biggest challenge was dealing with the prosthetic that kept the two just inches apart for most of the two-day shoot.

“It was always splitting apart,” she said.

Rae admits the idea of the film sounds over-the-top. Still, she expects “Conjoined” could connect with the mainstream. “We talked on the set about how ridiculous this sounded, but I think people will connect to it,” she said. “The story is touching.”

It’s also potentially more dramatic than the usual porn, according to Skow, who, spoiler alert, hints of a tragic ending.

“This wasn’t written to be a circus act,” he said. “I’d like to do a sequel, but I’d have to do a ‘Star Wars’ thing to bring someone back to life

Drunk Woman Has A .341 BAC With Amazing Twitter

ku-mediumThis goes down as an amazing account but also a question as to how the hell did that happen.

An Idiot on the Field might have made history for being the drunkest Idiot ever recorded as she allegedly tried to jump onto the field during Saturday’s Northern Illinois-Iowa game in Iowa City.

From the University of Iowa Police report:

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

Yeah, that says a .341. “Unsteady on her feet” seems like a ridiculously nice way of saying Goudie was unfathomably shithoused.

Someone found her Twitter account, in which Goudie unintentionally creates a handy timeline of her drunk-ass adventures. Would you be surprised to learn that her Twitter handle is@Vodka_samm?

On her Twitter account, with the name @Vodka_samm, she tweeted “Just went to jail #yolo” and “Blew a .341 in jail.” She described her mom bailing her out and bragged about the BAC (Blood Alcohol Content)  level.

She tweeted, “I’m going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic” and “Girl waiting for court with me goes ‘I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341′ I said hi.”

Some people have been praising her, tweeting things like,”I’m driving to Iowa City and proposing to @Vodka_samm,”

As seen in that last tweet, Goudie claims she wasn’t trying to disrupt the game, although the police report says otherwise.  Many have called her actions immature and dangerous.  Death from alcohol poisoning usually occurs around a BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) of .4 God Bless College Football season

Positive Pregnancy Test For Sale On Craigslist??

pospregtest Well file this one under “YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT NEWS”. Can you believe that there are women who are now supposedly selling POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST on CRAIGSLIST

Ads are popping up nationwide on Craigslist, the popular classified ad site, promising the buyer a positive pregnancy test that they can “use however you see fit.” Suggested uses in some of the ads have included: “Want to get your boyfriend to finally pop the question?” and “Play a trick on mom and dad!”



Legal analysts suggest that the buyers and the sellers could find themselves in legal hot water.

If the buyer uses the test for blackmail or fraud, they could face both criminal and civil liability problems. The seller could also face such charges if they knowingly sold it to them for such purposes. the problem is there are going to be people who will purchase these and you are gonna think its the Fourth Of July everyday with as many fireworks thats gonna EXPLODE.

Is Robin Thicke Wildin Out???


Now everyone knows unless you’ve been under a rock about the now infamous Robin Thicke/Miley Cyrus provocative dance routine at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. Miley came under more heat than Robin. Hell because of Miley “Twerk” was added to the dictionary (anybody wanna ask the Ying Yang Twins how they feel about that?). But it seems like Robin may be potentially getting himself into a little more hot water. In a photo that has been given to your boy here at Educated Insanity. Robin is shown taking a picture with a woman at a VMA after-party, no harm no foul. but you have to look in the background in the mirror to see the “problem”. Robin is clearly “palming ass” and wearing his wedding ring as well. If you didnt know Robin is married to as has a child by actress Paula Patton.


700 Club TV Show Host Says HIV/AIDS is DELIBERATELY Spread


There have been some wild, crazy and just totally unbelievable comments recently made in regard to race, religion and even sexual orientation. But this one right here as of now takes the cake.

This one comes from 700 Club host Pat Robertson is NO STRANGER at all to controversial comments.  But this may go a little bit past controversial into UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE

Pat Robertson told co-host Terry Meeuwsen that gay men in cities like San Francisco attempt to spread HIV/AIDS to others by cutting them with a special ring when shaking hands. However, one could not hear Robertson make the remarks on the episode his Christian Broadcasting Network posted online, as the company once again appears to have edited Robertson’s comments after they aired.

While responding to a question from a woman who wondered if it was wrong for the church not to inform her that a man she was driving to worship services is “dying of AIDS,” Robertson admitted that he “used to think it was transmitted by saliva and other things, now they say it may be sexual contact.”

“What to say if you’re driving an elderly man whose got AIDS? Don’t have sex with them,” Robertson said, “unless there’s a cut or some bodily fluid transmission, I think you’re not going to catch it.”

But Robertson didn’t stop there.

“There are laws now, I think the homosexual community has put these draconian laws on the books that prohibit people from discussing this particular affliction, you can tell somebody you had a heart attack, you can tell them they’ve got high blood pressure, but you can’t tell anybody you’ve got AIDS,” he continued.

Despite Meeuwsen’s best attempts to steer the conversation away from Robertson’s anti-gay paranoia, Robertson insisted that gay people use special rings to transmit the virus. I wonder has anyone contacted the WONDER TWINS about this.

“You know what they do in San Francisco, some in the gay community there they want to get people so if they got the stuff they’ll have a ring, you shake hands, and the ring’s got a little thing where you cut your finger,” Robertson said. “Really. It’s that kind of vicious stuff, which would be the equivalent of murder.”

Check out the video for the episode of the 700 club





H.I.V Positive Mom Has Sex With Kids She Was Babysitting

candacemorris Like for real this REALLY happened what goes thru people’s mind especially those who choose to willingly infect others with this deadly disease.

Candance Morris,32,from Cincinnati is an HIV-positive woman who was facing 30 years in prison after allegedly having sexual intercourse with her children’s  friends. She pleaded guilty to four counts of unlawful sexual contact with two minors and will only serve a one year sentence for her actions.

WAIT WAIT she almost knowingly infected two MINORS with HIV and only got a YEAR mannnnnnn Jesse Jackson Jr got more time.

Morris lived in the East Price Hill neighborhood, where she was often in contact and camaraderie with the other mothers in the neighborhood.  She would volunteer to watch the other mothers’ children for them when they had to run errands or go to work. None of them would have suspected that she would ever do anything to harm their children and some are still in shock over her crimes.

On New Year’s Eve, Morris was caring for two teenage boys while their mothers attended church.  She was reportedly intoxicated on several substances including marijuana, vodka, beer and champagne while watching the young men and ended up in the bed with both of them at the same time. The three engaged in a s*x romp and the incident was not revealed until Morris was arguing with the mother of one of the teens and shouted at her that she had bedded her son.

During her trial, Morris expressed regret over her actions and attributed them to the fact that she was heavily intoxicated and feels that the young men took advantage of her. “I apologize for the pain that I caused and I know my actions were irresponsible” she said before blaming “bad habits” for the incident. “I would never have done it intentionally.”

The teens have been tested for the HIV virus and both have come back negative so far. They will require testing every six months for the next few years to ensure that the virus is not dormant in their system.

One mother was deeply hurt and saddened by Morris’s actions, “I cared for her. I cared for her son. I feel like she planned and plotted. I feel betrayed.”

Morris will have to be registered as a s*x offender after she is released from prison.