R.I.P James Gandolfini a.k.a Tony Soprano

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The lights may have faded to black on the world reknown and famous series “The Sopranos” but now it have faded on the light of a very bright star. In that of Tony Soprano himself, James Gandolfini.

James died earlier today in Italy he  is believed to have suffered a heart attack as well as a stroke. He was 51.

Gandolfini was in Italy to attend the 59th Taormina Film Festival in Sicily — and he was scheduled to participate in a festival event this weekend with Italian director Gabriele Muccino.

Gandolfini shot to fame playing a hitman in the 1993 hit “True Romance” … and quickly became a Hollywood legend when he was cast as Tony Soprano in 1999.  He won 3 Emmy awards for the role during the show’s 6 season run.

Gandolfini also appeared in a ton of huge movies including “Get Shorty,” “The Mexican” and “Zero Dark Thirty.”

Uh-Oh Y’all Paula Deen Maybe A Little Bit Racist

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So first we find out Paula got “The Sugar” (Diabetes) now the foot she could possibly lose is about to go all in her mouth. Check this out

Via RadarOnline

Celebrity chef Paula Deen has admitted to using the N-word and telling insensitive racial jokes during a May 17 deposition that was videotaped — and also confessed to her brother’s cocaine, pornography and alcohol addictions!

Paula, 66, admitted to using the N-word and wanting black waiters to play the role of slaves at a wedding party she was putting together, a new bombshell report from the National Enquirer claims.

“The personal disclosures uncovered have stunned Paula’s family and could mark the collapse of her entire empire,” a source told the tabloid.

The Emmy-winning kitchen queen was questioned for three hours because of the $1.2 million 2012 lawsuit in which the former General Manager of their Savannah, Georgia, restaurant, Lisa Jackson, claimed use of the N-word by Paula and sexual harassment and infliction of distress and assault by her brother Bubba Hiers.

When asked by Lisa’s Atlanta-based attorney if she’d ever used the N-word, Paula responded, “Yes, of course,” and gave examples of times she used the offensive term.

In terms of telling racist jokes, Paula said, “It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person.”

And when asked if she wanted black men to play the role of slaves at a wedding she explained she got the idea from a restaurant her husband and her had dined at saying, “The whole entire waiter staff was middle-aged black men, and they had on beautiful white jackets with a black bow tie.

“I mean, it was really impressive. That restaurant represented a certain era in America…after the Civil War, during the Civil War, before the Civil War…It was not only black men, it was black women…I would say they were slaves.”

During the deposition, Bubba also made shocking admissions, including using the N-word in reference to President Barack Obama.

“While Paula and Bubba did make some pretty damaging confessions in their depositions, what they admitted to only scratches the surface of what actually goes on in their daily lives,” an insider told the Enquirer.

And as i post this on JUNETEENTH of all days

Hairy Stockings/Leggins Said To Be Able Scare Off Perverts

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So yeah this right here is a thing, cuz lets be honest there are some people out there who like their women with a little bit of hair of their legs (maybe not George “The Animal” Steele) but this here was created not for the lover in you, but to potentially scare off the pervert in you.

“Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out,” @HappyZhangJiang describes the item on China’s popular microblogging service, Sina Weibo.

They remind us somewhat of the less playful, more functional “anti-rape” lingerie developed recently by three engineering students in India. That garment is wired to deliver an electric shock to sexual attackers and can send an alert message, with GPS coordinates, to the attacked woman’s friends and family.

The idea behind the hair stockings, we’re guessing, is that lewd gropers wouldn’t come anywhere near you. But again there are men that love hairy Union Steelmill worker legs with calf muscles that look like they do hill climbers.

Man Allegedly Beats Another Man With A Fake Leg

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You know you are extremely pissed off when you take off a prosthetic limb to use to whoop somebody with it, especially when it  belongs to the person you are whooping on.

Jeffrey Johnson, 43, was riding his moped on Monday when Joel Parrish pushed him to the ground, according to a Myrtle Beach, S.C., Police Department incident report. Parrish then allegedly kicked and punched the victim, police said.

Parrish, 45, then “picked up the subject’s prosthetic leg and hit him with it several times,” according to police.

Authorities tried to talk to the victim when they arrived, but he could not speak “due to the amount of pain he was in,” according to the report.

The victim suffered a laceration above his right eye that required stitches.

Parrish was charged with felony assault. The motive for the alleged attack was not mentioned in the report. I truly believe that Parrish had to be on some type of good drugs or strong alcohol.

 

Exotic Dancer Has Miscarriage While Twerking On Stage

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So ummmmm I dont know if I should make joking statements about this or just say “DAMN THIS HAPPENED” but either way this is a REAL STORY.

In Houston, Texas popular exotic dance….stripper Jhonni Blaze (now see this is why the second Ghost Rider movie was that awful….i have no idea HOW I PUT THE TWO TOGETHER) while twerking on stage began to bleed profusely.

This is a quote taken from the Examiner on the story:

Jhonni Blaze is currently in the hospital recovering from a miscarriage that occurred on Wednesday… according to co-workers and patrons at the club, she was dancing at VLive …while on stage she started bleeding profusely…she had apparently suffered a miscarriage… the stripper then left the stage and to the back where she started having convulsions.. she was then rushed to the emergency room where doctors gave her a blood transfusion for the loss of blood… unfortunately they could not save the life of the unborn child.”

I have several questions Did she know she was pregnant, if she did she tell her doctor her job title and did he say “ok ma’am you can go back to work just as normal”, Is this a work-related accident…..Ladies just be careful when and where you twerk.

Anthony “Spice” Adams tries his hand at Stand Up Comedy

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Former Chicago Bears Defensive Tackle Anthony “Spice” Adams since retiring from the NFL has been trying is hand at many different endeavors from skydiving, dancing, playing peewee football, working at White Castle and now is trying Stand-Up Comedy

Yup thats right stand up comedy. Adams recently competed in the “Chicago’s Funniest Media Personality” held at the Chicago Laugh Factory. Now even though Spice did not win the competition he seemed to had a damn good time as could be seen through the video.

Man Stabs Brother Over Missing Macaroni & Cheese

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Ummmmmm what can you honestly say besides “IT WILL GO DOWN OVER SOME VELVEETA???” Well actually we don’t really know what exact brand it was, but what we do know is that it ended up having a brother sending the other brother to the hospital damn.

Randy Zipperer, 49, is accused of stabbing his younger brother following an argument about missing macaroni and cheese. This i swear sounds like the siblings should have been like 12 and 7 and the 7 year old got PISSED.

A witness told deputies in Volusia County, Fla. that Randy and his brother, 47-year-old Edward Zipperer, started arguing over Randy’s missing macaroni and cheese. His younger brother helped him look, but during the mac-hunt, Edward knocked over a beer Randy had been drinking. So you are angry and drinking, but who was the witness grandmama cause I will bet that it was her mac & cheese recipe, its always a grandmothers mac & cheese that causes explosions in families.

The spill allegedly made Randy even angrier, and Randy began waving around a knife that wound up inserted in his brother’s stomach like this is one BIG ASS OOPS.

When deputies arrived, Edward had a small puncture wound in his abdomen. Investigators noted a trail of blood between the kitchen and bedroom, according to Click Orlando.

Randy allegedly admitted that “I poked him a little with the knife, but I didn’t mean to.”

He has been charged with aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.

Let this be a lesson don’t mess with nobody’s noodles with cheesy goodness.

2 Chainz Gets Robbed and its CAUGHT ON VIDEO

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Evidently he is not THAT DIFFERENT…because he can and did get robbed like other rappers have. Rapper 2 Chainz was robbed in BROAD DAYLIGHT in San Francisco and the entire incident is caught on surveillance cameras.

I will say this, if 2 Chainz decides to stop rapping even at his old age he has a potential future in the Olympic games because his sprinting was phenomenal .

Naked Man Runs Wild In Bay Area

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This is either a result of PARTY ROCKING TOO DAMN HARD or POPPIN A MOLLY THEN SWEATING……WOOOOOO. but either way this happened this in REAL LIFE in San Francisco.

A Naked man …who just happens to look like one of the members of LMFAO (not saying its him) or Chicago Comedian Sherman Edwards.(its not him either….I hope not) ran amok NAKED in the B.A.R.T. (Bay Area Rapid Transit) and it was all caught on video

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CHECK THIS OUT and I PROMISE YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF

Woman Allegedly Murder’s Boyfriend with Stiletto

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Well fellas you know how you joke with a woman and she tells you that she will stab you with her shoe…..yeah it can and will happen.

Houston police say a 44-year-old woman stabbed her 59-year-old boyfriend to death with a stiletto heel during an argument on Sunday morning.

Ana Trujillo was arrested and charged with murder when police found her boyfriend lying on the floor inside a luxury highrise condominium primarily inhabited by University of Houston faculty. The man had apparently suffered multiple stab wounds to the head

Police got a call from another tenant about an argument in progress at about 3:50 a.m. When Trujillo answered the door, officers saw the victim lying on the floor, according to an official statement by Houston law enforcement.

Trujillo was detained at the scene and questioned by homicide investigators. Police said they believe she used her own shoe as the murder weapon.

The victim’s identity has not yet been released, as authorities have yet to notify family members of his death.

Trujillo was released from Harris County Jail on $100,000 bond, and had a preliminary appearance Tuesday.

i will officially never be arguing with or near an angry woman with heels on.