Pastor Tells Congregation His Unit Possesses ‘Sacred Milk’

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There throughout history have been no shortage of wacko pastors who have duped congregations into following them.  There are those that have followed them even until their ultimate demise. But this one here is just unbelievably wow.

A pastor in Brazil has been arrested for bamboozling his followers into believing that his magical penis has “sacred milk” in it that can only be released into their mouths, thus giving them an instant connection to the Holy Spirit, according to Vatican Crimes. Yes ladies and gentlemen you read it right.

Evangelical Pastor Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. They may appreciate that more than he knows.

This is what one of the members of the church had to say, “”He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”.

I have nothing to say about this i would have rather him said he has regular kool-aid…on second thought never thought.

 

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