Parents Imagine Finding Out Your Daughter May Be Drafted In A Slut League

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Imagine the stress some people are already in almost halfway through the NFL season with their fantasy football teams (some people take that SERIOUSLY), now imagine while dealing with that you get an OFFICIAL letter from your daughters, teenage daughters school saying that she can potentially be “drafted” into a “fantasy slut league”.

Well in California at Piedmont High School the parents got an official letter from principal Rich Kitchens saying that their daughter may have been involuntarily drafted in the “fantasy slut league”. Now how this worked is that the male students scored points for “documented engagement in sexual activities” with the girls “drafted”.

The high school say that the draft had been going on for five or six years before the administration caught wind of it.  Now the reason that the parents were made aware of what was going on was according to school superintendent Constance Hubbard “We wanted to make sure that parents were aware of things that were going on in their kids’ lives.” she went on to say “(but) I don’t want to blow this out of proportion”

Of course she doesn’t because she possibly went undrafted and blowing is 10 points you don’t want to give away.  How much tension will there be between female friends in the locker room when they find out one of their girls they thought NO ONE would want is a HIGH PROSPECT & TRADED FOR.

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