Man Poses As Police Officer To Get Free Food From Fast Food Restaurant

 

 

 

 

I dont know if this storied should be categorized as IGNORANT NEWS or FAT ASS NEWS of the day because this here takes the cake (no pun intended).

So in beautiful St Petersburg, Florida 33-year old Joseph Pineda drove to a McDonalds Drive-Thru flashed a fake gun and a fake badge then demanded free food because as he told the employees that he deserved it, had just come off a sting and didn’t have his wallet.

Now of course the employees didn’t believe him because c’mon everybody know hungry ass officers go inside and bump people waiting in lines.  So they called the police…the real police. The police showed up and almost ended up getting his dumb ass shot over a big mac because he initially ignored the commands from officers to put his hands up.

He eventually surrendered and was charged with impersonating a police officer and improper exhibition of a firearm. All that and he still didn’t get his extra value meal.

This is just as bad as when DMX tried to tell people he was an undercover DEA agent.

 

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