Remember how your grandmother would say “keep playing with that thing and you’ll go blind” well this may be one case where that actually has happened.

So in Lincolnshire, England, a Polish man was caught not only masturbating in his car, but he was caught doing it while wearing woman’s stockings on his head.  Now he is suffering from severe vision loss.

Now Rafal Ciesielski was convicted of outraging public decency in Lincolnshire which was described as a “solo sex act” by the Lincolnshire Police.  When he was caught doing this in the middle of the day (1 pm to be exact) and under the influence of alcohol. According to Ciesielski’s lawyer he believes that someone may have spiked his drink at a club the night before because that is the last thing that he could remember.

Now his lawyer goes on to saying that since her client was arrested for getting it in with himself his vision has deteriorated significantly and its gotten so bad to the point that he can no longer drive nor can he operate the fork lift at his job anymore.

I guarantee that ONE PARTICULAR FORKLIFT at his job has been bleached, wiped down, disinfected, even blessed over by a priest especially after finding out he been doing that during company hours. But since he was caught in the car, did he have this song playing over the car radio.