Ignorant News: Man Caught Outside Having Sex With Couch, Gets Arrested

Some people love to have sex outside because of the thrill of getting caught. I guess this guy couldn’t find a girl but he needed more “cushion for the pushing.”

Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa.

Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty officer was jogging when he spotted Gerard Streator allegedly doing the deed with the furniture. Authorities charged Streator on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior, which carries a maximum of nine months in prison.

According to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun, officer Ryan Edwards said Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.”

When Edwards approached Streator, the suspect allegedly fled. Police arrested him the next day at the hotel where he works.

Source: The Huffington Post

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J.R. Bang is a rising star in the Chicago urban broadcasting community, with a highly rated nationally recognized radio program, an up and coming blog, interviews with national and local Hip-Hop/R&B talent, political and community activists. He has been featured on local and national Hip-Hop websites such as FakeShoreDrive.com, and his “J.R. Bang Morning Show” was recently ranked the eighth best radio show according to RadioFacts.com. Recently he created his on blog site EducatedInsanity.com which focuses on spotlighting musical talent, crazy “ignorant” news and comedians all across the country and was named digital media manager for the new Sam Sylk Show on Major Trendz networks. You can follow him on Twitter (@jrbang) and on Facebook (Facebook.com/jrbang)

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