Ladies remember when the only thing you had to worry about when you either lost or someone stole your phone is those naked “I wanna be a model, so I’m starting out in the bathroom” pics? Well imagine someone stealing your phone, then go and record themselves letting one off, post the video to your Facebook page and then….emailing the video to all of your family in your cell phone.

Well in New Albany, IN Stephanie Allen had her Droid phone swiped from her purse (which was outside of a bar). Then 29 year old Anthony Casey took the phone, made a masturbation video on Allen’s cell phone, posted the video on Allen’s Facebook page and ALSO e-mailed to family, friends, and the principal and other faculty members at her children’s school (those are going to be some interesting parent-teacher conferences).

Now here’s where the story gets better, First the phone was retrieved at Casey’s home…..which he shares with his mother (was she blacked out drunk too when he was making the video), then when he was questioned by police, Casey confessed to stealing the phone and said that he “screwed up because he drank too much.” Casey said that he did not remember recording (or distributing) the masturbation video because he “‘blacked out’ from the alcohol.” He told investigators that he “felt horrible that he took her phone,” adding that he has “a severe problem with alcohol.”

Yeah I think there has to be a level beyond severe where you got THAT DRUNK.