Ignorant News: Malaysian Car Wash Offers Sex After Your Ninth Car Wash

A car wash never felt so dirty.

A business in Malaysia reportedly offered car wash customers free sex after their ninth wash, according to the Malay Mall.

The alleged reward-program-to-end-all-reward-programs was born out of a partnership between the car wash and a massage parlor, police said.

After becoming suspicious that the massage parlor was harboring illicit activity, authorities raided the business and found that several of its patrons had customer cards for the car wash.

The cards offered a little more than your average discount, though.

“To get the extra ‘offer,’ customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period,” Officer Emmi Shah Fadhil said. “The tenth car wash will entitle them to free sex.”

Nine Vietnamese women believed to be prostitutes were arrested.

Read more at the Huffington Post

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J.R. Bang is a rising star in the Chicago urban broadcasting community, with a highly rated nationally recognized radio program, an up and coming blog, interviews with national and local Hip-Hop/R&B talent, political and community activists. He has been featured on local and national Hip-Hop websites such as FakeShoreDrive.com, and his “J.R. Bang Morning Show” was recently ranked the eighth best radio show according to RadioFacts.com. Recently he created his on blog site EducatedInsanity.com which focuses on spotlighting musical talent, crazy “ignorant” news and comedians all across the country and was named digital media manager for the new Sam Sylk Show on Major Trendz networks. You can follow him on Twitter (@jrbang) and on Facebook (Facebook.com/jrbang)

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