Evidently you can “season” and stuff a chicken with something a little more potent and expensive than stuffing……how about cocaine. Yeah you read it right a chicken stuffed with nose candy and how about oh $15,000 worth of it in found by police officers in Lagos, Nigeria.

Here’s the story, so Vincent Chegini Chinweuwa, a Nigerian mechanic who struggled in Brazil for more than six years had hoped the drugs would buy him a life of luxury in his native land, was arrested over the weekend at the airport in Lagos after he came in from Sao Paulo with 2.6 kilograms (5.7 pounds) of cocaine, Now officials have photos of  egg-shaped packages wrapped in gold aluminum foil and tucked into the browned chickens. I bet them eggs weren’t Cadbury.

Nigeria is a major transit point for drugs coming from Latin America and going to Europe or the United States…..it is like the old school game Red Light , Green Light pretty much out the motherland when it comes to the powder but recent security improvements are cutting into that down. the scanners helped authorities find drugs in some WILD places, sandwiched inside the fabric of suitcases, tucked into underwear or hidden in phone chargers,in a stethoscope and even …..wait for it…….sewn into wigs worn by female passengers. This means that lacefront wigs though they are instruments of the devil are potentially the new tools for drug mules.