I thought that old men were quick to pay a young chick, pop a Viagara and have a good night. But this here just straight BAAAAAffled me.

In Sweden the police are looking for a senior citizen between the age of 60-70 who is accused of having wooly relations with a sheep who was allegedly caught by a farm hand who caught the incident when pops was reaching his climax.

The employee who saw the alleged incident said that he was so shocked with what he saw he wasn’t able to stop it in time. The witness says that the sheeps legs were bound by the rapist to make the act easier to commit.

So the rapist used a bondage technique please dont tell me there’s a NEW Erotica series coming out called “50 Shades Of Wool”

Now Sweden decriminalized sex with animals in 1944, but perpetrators can be tried for animal cruelty if the animal is deemed to have sustained injury and its currently unknown if the animal was injured. (Probably not but the sheep probably wants to know if the guy is gonna at least call and not make her feel cheap).

As disturbing and disgusting this is besides just the potential legal ramifications the alleged “Sheep-Sticker” is facing, he also runs some health risks.  A study that was actually DONE and then published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine last November found that men who have had sex with animals were twice as likely to develop penile cancer as those who stick with their own species.

Lemme get this straight , there was a control group of men humping humans then a test group of men humping various species of animals and then having their man-man tested for cancer…..and governments wonder why there isn’t any real money out.