I guess this is a situation where that you feel “In order to get free, you got to let them, BE FREE.”  I’ll explain.

In Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, police officers say that 26 year old Aishana Clayton was eyed on surveillance cameras stealing a package of Pampers from a Pathmark store…awwwwww now this gets a lil emotional.

Now top-flight security of the store manage to apprehend (so they feel like real police officers) Clayton and take her to the in-store holding area and thats when the situation began to undress and unravel itself. Allegedly Clayton, punched, bit, and scratched a 47 year old female guard.  But the guard bounced back and grabbed a hold of Clayton’s top to at that point she wiggled her way out of the shirt then ran through the store and the parking lot topless.

Now according to Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood, “Her breasts were swinging as she ran to the car.” (i just heard the Forrest Gump accent in my head when I read that.)

Clayton’s getaway car, a Buick, was recovered by the police but Clayton and her elusive breasts and nipples were still on the loose.

I just wonder was there an OLD MAN in the store with his OLD WIFE and saw them young, vibrant, supple full of life breasts run past him, look at his wife and said, “See Edna THOSE still look flowing loosely,beautifully and make me rise….no pills.”