Ignorant News: The Top Ten “Smuttiest” Cities In America











When it comes to porn, there’s nothing Mickey Mouse about the hometown of Disney World.

In its April edition, Men’s Health magazine ranks the nation’s 100 “smuttiest” U.S. cities. Not only did Orlando, Fla. — home to Walt Disney World and SeaWorld — finish No. 1, but Florida headed the list of smuttiest states.

“It seems that while tourists line up at a kid-friendly fantasy world, the locals prefer one in which Snow White and the dwarfs whistle while they… well, you know,” the magazine offered.

Tampa, Fla. — where the Republican National Convention will take place this summer — came in at No. 8. But Democrats shouldn’t make fun. The home of their convention — Charlotte, N.C. — is No. 5.

Men’s Health said it based its rankings on the number of X-rated DVDs bought, rented or streamed, as compiled by AdultDVDEmpire.com; the number of adult entertainment stores per city, as monitored by StorErotica.net; the rate of porn searches, via Google; and the percentage of households that subscribe to Cinemax, the bluest of the cable movie networks.

The Top 10:
1. Orlando, Fla.
2. Las Vegas
3. Wilmington, Del.
4. Raleigh, N.C.
5. Charlotte, N.C.
6. Minneapolis
7. Atlanta
8. Tampa, Fla.
9. Anchorage, Alaska
10. Austin, Texas

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