Ignorant News: The “Bacon” Coffin?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can love bacon so much that you can take it to your final resting place.

The local company behind Bacon Salt and Baconnaise is making it happen.

J&D’s Foods has created the Bacon Coffin, what they call the world’s first bacon-wrapped casket.

“Yes, this is really real,” wrote J&D owners Justin Esch and David Lefkow in a press release.

“Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.”

The Bacon Coffins are available for $2,999.95 plus shipping.

In the email announcing the Bacon Coffin, Justin and Dave added, “Don’t you judge us, after baconlube (bacon flavored personal lubricant), we all knew it was just going to keep getting weirder. And yeah, your (sic) right we’re probably going to hell for this one.”

[via MSNBC]

 

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