Who was in the “Name Giving” portion of the marketing department

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So Imagine you have a high paying 9 to 5 job making a multi-million dollar and your job is to make the name of a product that will be distributed and sold to MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WORLD WIDE. Ok got it, now the product has been made imagine you are grocery shopping with your kids aand you child brings you something and says “Oooh, ooh mommy mommy” or “ooh oooh side chick of my daddy” or “ooh ooh dude who only come over after my daddy leaves for work” but nonetheless the child walks up to you with a bag of “SQUEZEE WONDER WIENERS” what would you do???

Now imagine an entire line of products and even stores with questionable ass names well here’s just a few.

Oily Boy???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LoveJuice????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cum Clean???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kiddie Wieners

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wack Off???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hand Job???

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About jaywashington

A professional wrestler turned Stand -up Comedian. Jay’s antics during wrestling promo’s and in-ring interviews made it almost natural for him to make the transition from the squared circle to the stage. Jay first hit the stage at Chicago’s famous Checkerboard Lounge during their “Too Much Talent Tuesday’s” showcase. He has since worked his craft and been able to enter a variety of local and national competitions performed in various comedy festivals and have worked in a variety of comedy clubs around the country Jay’s quick wit, high energy, lovable personality and size make him not only impressionable but also very memorable. Jay has opened the stage for the likes of Tommy Davidson, Leon Rogers, Mark "Skippy" Price, Dobie Maxwell, Tim Slagle, from the movie Barbershop-Jay Deep, just to name a few and has played in clubs most notably the Chicago Improv and Riddles Comedy Club where he has become a house MC. Jay has recently been featured doing segments on various podcasts and now host his own weekly internet radio show “Educated Insanity”.

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