Agustin Sanchez: Spooner
Cuddling is great. You get to snuggle next to your man or woman. Maybe touch and feel, might lead to spooning, clothes on or clothes off. You never know! But to break into someones home for the act of cuddling? Yep! The Huff puts us on to this clownly behavior.
Police in Southern California say that a man broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home early Sunday morning so that he could climb into bed and force the sleeping woman to cuddle, The Orange County Register reports.
Orange County Sheriff’s Lt. Roland Chacon said that Agustin Sanchez cut through a wire screen and pushed open a bedroom window around dawn. before sneaking into the woman’s bed, according to the Associated Press.
Hoping to move on from snuggling, Sanchez allegedly began to remove the woman’s clothes. The woman calmly slipped out of bed and called the police. When authorities arrived, they found Sanchez, who appeared to be drunk, according to KABC.
Authorities are investigating the incident for attempted burglary and assault
J.R. Bang says: This is where dude shoulda just watched a porn and had some self-love.
