So this is how you would pull a New age Pee-Wee Herman .Aren’t the Chipmunks and Destiny’s Chi….I mean the Chipettes just so cute and adorable?? Yeah well one man thought they were just a little too damn adorable. So much that he decided to drop his anchor in the aisle and play with his ships mast.
A Chicago man changed a G-rated movie experience into an X-rated one, according to North Riverside police.
Last Thursday, police were dispatched to the North Riverside Park Mall’s Classic Cinema, 7501 W. Cermak Rd., on a report of a naked man inside the movie theater.
On arrival at Theater No. 2, police said, they found Edward L. Brown sitting in the front row completely in the nude watching the 4 p.m. showing of “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.” (He couldnt do the first show at 10 or noon huh)
Police said they immediately began ushering the approximate 96 patrons out the theater, ordered Brown to get dressed and arrested him without further incident, now was this BEFORE or AFTER they escorted him out and was there some innocent little suburban Jimmy going “Mommy, mommy whats that on the black man” Mommy while clutching chest “Something your father wish he could have”
The theater stopped the movie and issued refund vouchers, police said.
At one point, police said, Brown, 34, of the 4300 block of West 17th Street in Chicago, allegedly turned to face the audience and exposed his genitals to the crowd, which included children.
Brown was charged with sexual exploitation of a child and misdemeanor disorderly conduct.
