The Chimney Fling ………

Online romance flames out of control when women gets stuck inside chimney.

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The perils of online dating are well-documented. But the mantle of absurdity in dating folklore might now belong to a Los Angeles area man, and it’s for where his online flame turned up: behind his mantel.

Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa had to be rescued over the weekend after becoming stuck inside of the chimney at a home in Thousand Oaks, California.

According to the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office, neighbors called police shortly before dawn Sunday to report the sound of a woman crying in the area.

When they arrived, they found the source of those cries, and then “carefully dismantled” the chimney brick by brick in order to free the spurned and quite sooty 30-year-old.

Nunez-Figueroa, who was conscious and alert, was taken to a hospital for evaluation and then arrested by the Thousand Oaks Police Department, accused of illegal entry and providing false information.

According to the guy who lives inside, it wasn’t the first time Nunez-Figueroa — whom he’d met online and went on a few dates with — had been “over” to his house.

“She seemed totally cool until the first flag was her actually being on my roof two weeks ago,” the unnamed homeowner told CNN affiliate KTLA.

“I hope she gets help, and I hope she stays offline. But even if she doesn’t, people are going to know who she is now,” he said before looking directly into KTLA’s camera and adding, “you’re welcome.”

Wth? Nurse ‘killed 38 patients she found annoying’

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A NURSE was arrested for killing as many as 38 patients because she found them or their relatives annoying, police said.
Daniela Poggiali, a 42-year-old resident of the Italian town of Lugo, was taken into custody over the weekend and booked for the alleged slaying of 78-year-old patient Rosa Calderoni, who died from an injection of potassium.
Calderoni had been admitted to the hospital with a routine illness before she died unexpectedly.
Tests showed she died with a high amount of potassium, which can provoke cardiac arrest, in her bloodstream, according to the Central European News.
Her death triggered an investigation, which found that 38 others had died mysteriously while Poggiali was on duty, the news agency reported.
One of Poggiali’s fellow nurses described her as a “cold person but always eager to work”, according to CEN.
Another one of Poggiali’s colleagues said the accused nurse was once reported for giving powerful laxatives to patients at the end of her shift to make work tougher for nurses working after her.

Man masturbates with stuffed animal at Walmart in Brooksville…….

Man masturbated with stuffed animal at Walmart in Brooksville


Police in Brooksville have arrested a man for allegedly masturbating using a stuffed animal inside Walmart.

Police say 19-year-old Sean Johnson of Lake Panasoffkee has been charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief for the act.

Officers responded to the Walmart on Broad Street just before 3 p.m. Tuesday for the complaint. Employees say they saw Johnson using a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department where he masturbated into the animal. The incident was caught on camera.

He then put the toy, now covered in ejaculate, back on the shelf, police say. Other items were contaminated and could not be sold.  Johnson fled the store but was located by police nearby. He was arrested and taken to the Hernando County Jail on $1,500 bond.

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Best Of Educated Insanity Week Of 9-24-14

educatedinsanity I know that its a little bit late but make sure you catch up with some of the funniest moments from last week’s Educated Insanity.

Dana wasn’t in the studio which left Jay to deal with Maurice all by himself.

Enjoy and be sure to check out the show LIVE EVERY WEDNESDAY 5pm cst/6pm est on http://www.Chicagolandsportsradio,com

Woman Says Foot Stuck On The Pedel Was Reason For High Speed Chase

STAR-SHIELDS-WILLIAMSHow many of once have wanted to use this excuse even for just basic speeding.

A 19-year-old in Johnson County, North Carolina, is facing felony charges after allegedly leading officers on a chase that reached speeds of upwards of 100 MPH.

Her excuse, according to officers, was simple: Her foot got stuck on the gas pedal.

Sheriff’s deputies first spotted Star Shields Williams around 10:30 p.m. Monday, when she was allegedly speeding in a red Ford Mustang.

The deputy tried to get Williams to pull over, but, instead, the car allegedly sped up while deputies followed it along for a while before Williams finally stopped the car on the side of the road,.

That’s when officers say she told them about her stuck foot.

Shields was arrested and charged with felony fleeing to elude arrest, reckless driving, speeding, failure to stop for a light or siren, and driving left of center.

She remains in the Johnson County Jail on $36,000 bond.

I would have told them I had to pee real bad and just wanted to relieve myself .

Colombian Cycling Team Raises Eyebrows With Uniforms

columbiancyclingteamWhelp….these uniforms definitely make a statemtent.

They’re called cycling kits, the uniforms that cyclists wear in every color of the rainbow, but the color ‘nude’ has sparked something of an international incident.

The uniform of the Colombian National Women’s Cycling Team debuted at a race in Italy over the weekend.

The skin-colored uniforms fold in the most private of places leaving an illusion of nudity. The team proudly posed with their startling new gear, apparently unaware of what they look like.

The kits have fashionistas and cyclists deeming it a disaster.

“It’s bizarre. It looks like they are naked,” Bicycle Planet Manager, Jacob Stern said.

The uniform was sanctioned by the team’s sponsor, the city of Bogota.

“My personal opinion, it’s no good,” Colombian restaurant owner Frank Toro said.

Others saw no reason to change gears.

“If it’s covering I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that,” said a New York resident.

Just how the uniform rolled out is unclear, but no one on the team reportedly noticed the questionable color choice until it was laid out bare for all to see.

The uniforms have social media abuzz, with the International Cycling Union President tweeting, “We are on the case, it is unacceptable by any standard of decency.”

With the world championship cycling event taking place in Spain next week, the big question now is ‘what kind of exposure will they get next?’

Cycling’s governing body is investigating the issue.

I am personally waiting for these to be worn outside of cycling.

Constant Walk & Texters Now Have Their Own Sidewalk Lane

cellphonelaneMany people tend to get annoyed by people who constantly are walking along the sidewalk but not looking where they are going because their heads are down in their cellphones.

Well China has come up with somewhat of a solution to this issue…..Cellphone Sidewalk Lanes.

Smartphone users have their own lane on a 50-meter stretch of sidewalk in Chongqing, China.

The property manager where the sidewalk is located said the cellphone and no-cellphone lanes are supposed to be ironic — a reminder of the dangers of using your phone while walking, the Associated Press reports.

“There are lots of elderly people and children in our street, and walking with your cellphone may cause unnecessary collisions here,” said Nong Cheng, the marketing official with Meixin Group, in an interview with AP.

The idea was inspired by an experiment by National Geographic Television. In July, the channel set up cellphone and no-cellphone lanes in Washington, D.C.

But in D.C., many people just ignored the sidewalk markings or took pictures of the signage.

So this leaves us to ask this question, if you saw a “cellhone use only” lane would you honor it?

Best of Educated Insanity Week of September 10th

educatedinsanityIt was another INSANE week on Educated Insanity. Dana Griffin & Reese “We Dont know what he does” Rodgers joined Jay Washington.

Amidst the insanity, laughs and jokes there was also the big debate which has engulfed the sports world and beyond, the Ray Rice Domestic Violence incident. The debate about equal outcry as well is a “private” matter, “public” business.

So much more as well. Take a listen, enjoy and share it and be sure to catch the show LIVE every Wednesday 5-7pm cst on


Multiple Sperm Bank Donations In A 2 Week Period Kill A Man

Gang Bang: Student Named Gang Dies After Sperm Donor MarathonI know that you can make money for donating sperm but just ummmm well ……you know what just ….read the story…..

A marathon masturbator in China died after he donated his seed to a sperm bank four times in just 10 days.

Zheng Gang was found slumped over and unconscious in a private booth at the Wuhan University facility in Hubei Province after staff noticed he hadn’t come out in two hours.

When the medics broke down the door, they discovered the 23-year-old lying on the floor and immediately tried to resuscitate him. Doctors ultimately pronounced him dead of a heart attack.

Gang’s family took the sperm bank to court because his relatives felt the clinic was responsible for his 2012 death, according to the Daily Mail.

They demanded to be paid $648,545 in compensation and claimed that the clinic had forced him to sign up.

They also said the clinic pressured the young man into making frequent donations and alleged the medical staff did not properly handle the situation once they discovered him unconscious.

But a court has now ruled that his demise was entirely his fault because he was capable of making his own decisions — including going on a masturbatory frenzy.

Gang started studying to become a doctor at Wuhan in 2010. He joined the sperm bank program a year later and was known to be a regular advocate for the facility – sometimes even encouraging others to make their own donations.

WiFi Hotspot Name Gets Airline Passenger Detained

southwestairlinesIt always fun to rename your WiFi/Internet connection from “FBI Van” to “This is a virus” we have seem them all and wondered who was it that owned them and what were they thinking.

Well one persons idea of a clever name got them in a little bit of trouble.

A Southwest Airlines passenger who named his WiFi hotspot “Bomb on Board” was detained at Seattle-Tacoma Airport.

Passengers on Flight 3677 to Denver said they were waiting to depart Thursday when they noticed someone on the plane had named their WiFi hotspot “Southwest – Bomb on Board.”

The WiFi hotspot’s name was changed to “Bomb Location 19E” before changing to “something about the stewardess being hot,” passenger Ken Saldi.

“We realized he was probably just goofing off,” Saldi said.

However, airport security was not willing to take that chance and the man behind the network names was detained. Passengers said they were taken off the plane for a time and their bags were re-screened before the flight was able to continue to Denver.

Southwest said the pilot made the decision to report the potential security threat.

A Port of Seattle representative said, the man was still in custody Thursday evening. His identity and possible charges against him were not released.

He is probably about to end up on the no-fly list for this little bit of “FUN”