Woman Dies After Allergic Reaction to Glue In Hairdo

AtashaGrahamThis one of those moments where you are said someone lost there life but at the same time you want to use this story as a PSA.

A woman died from a massive allergic reaction that could have been caused by the glue in her hair extensions, a pathologist said.

Atasha Graham, 34, who had used hair extensions for 14 years, collapsed after clubbing until the early hours.

Home Office pathologist Michael Heath told the inquest into her death that the latex glue used to apply her extensions – or the solvent for removing old ones – may have been to blame.

He added: ‘I’ve seen cases where people using solvent to apply extensions has actually caused anaphylactic shock.

‘There are about ten to 20 deaths a year in this country, many more in America. I have seen four in the last three months.’

Dr Heath told the hearing at Southwark Coroner’s Court in London: ‘The hair extensions in Atasha’s hair were of a latex type. This may or may not be related [to her death]. If it is the hair extension, normally a reaction would occur within half an hour of applying them.’

But he added that traces of glue or solvent could have seeped into her bloodstream hours later after she started perspiring on the dancefloor.

He ruled out reactions to food and alcohol and said there were no drugs in her system.

On May 15 last year, Jamaican-born Miss Graham had been dancing at a club where her boyfriend, Fenton Johnson, was the DJ.

Mr Johnson said Miss Graham, one of nine children, was fine until she stepped through the doorway of their home in Lee, south-east London, at 6.30am, then suddenly collapsed and stopped breathing.

He called an ambulance and tried to resuscitate her as 999 operators gave him first aid instructions over the phone.  But she never properly regained consciousness and died later in hospital.

A post-mortem failed to find any abnormalities with her organs or substances which could have caused her death.

Rapper Cuts Off Penis Then Attempts Suicide Off Of Balcony

andreroxxLet’s just start off by saying “DRUGS ARE BAD MMMMKAY” Because thats pretty much the only way that you can fully start off and finish this story.

A rapper affiliated with Wu-Tang Clan was rushed to the hospital early Wednesday after he cut off his penis and then jumped off a second story balcony in what police believe is a suicide attempt … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.

Sources tell TMZ … they were called to an apartment building in North Hollywood at around 1:00 AM and found Andre Johnson aka ‘Andre Roxx’ on the sidewalk critically injured.

TMZ reports Johnson was rushed by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.  It’s unclear if doctor’s are attempting to reattach Johnson’s penis, according to TMZ.

Mannnnnnnn if this isnt the most SERIOUS CASE OF DEPRESSION, they most DEFINITELY “DRUGS ARE BAD MMMMKAY”

Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Competition

smallestwangWho in the hell walks in this contest KNOWINGLY??? Is this something that if YOU WIN, you actually want to be PROUD OF???

A year ago, micro penis owners across Brooklyn were the focus of Kings County Bar’s first ever Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant—the ultimate wet t-shirt contest for infinitesimal penises. The event was such a diminutive hit, they’ve decided to continue the tradition: the second annual Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant will take place on Saturday, June 14th at the Bushwick bar.

Here’s all the important info about the event for any prospective participants:

Our expert judges will take every little thing into account, including the contestants’ poise in both evening wear and bathing wear, talent, personality, and how well they represent the ideal of a man with a small dong. This day is about celebrating the fun-sized guys. Well-hung men shouldn’t even think about crashing, they will be ejected from the pageant and humiliated! Anyone who is interested in becoming a contestant, or who would like to be a judge (little experience required), please send email to SPB.Brooklyn@gmail.com. You must be over 21, and you must be able to attend in person (no photo or video entries.)

Admission for the day will cost $5, first come first serve; there’s a limited number of VIP seats (find out more here), which come with micro-bottle service and “personal attention from a penis kitten.” We’re working on clarifying what that means. In addition to a crown, the title of Mr. Smallest Penis In Brooklyn 2014, and the undeniable envy of your peers, the winner of the contest will also receive a cash donation to the charity of his choice (which could be himself).

You can read the account of last year’s festivities, which was inspired by bar manager Aimee Arciuolo’s own personal experiences. You can also read an interview with last year’s winner, Nick Gilronan, who discussed promoting positive body images, and what a fun time he had: “The staff at King County Bar were all terrific and nice, always respectful. The crowd was great as well. Everyone seemed to just relax and have a bit of fun for the afternoon, which is good.”

WHO IN THE HELL ……MANNNN……

Chelsea Hander set to Quit Chelsea Lately at the End Of The Year

chelsea_handlerSometimes making a large salary a year isn’t enough when you are truly unhappy with where you are making it.

This seems to be the case with the star of E!’s “Chelsea Lately”, Chelsea Handler. She plans to leave the E! channel when her contract expires at the end of the year, bringing a close to her talk show after eight years, according to her manager, Irving Azoff.

Courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter:

Handler has long been vocal about her dissatisfaction with the network though such complaints could be perceived as part of a negotiation. In this case, Azoff tells The Hollywood Reporter, “Chelsea intends to leave when her contract expires. She hired me to figure out her life after E! We have at least seven suitors and many ideas.” He adds that plans for Handler could include a radio presence and a possible nightly or weekly late-night show on another network or digital service.

An E! spokesperson stated to THR: “Chelsea has nine months left on her contract and E! will not comment on the future of Chelsea Lately at this time.”

Handler is said to feel that she is at the top of her game with a new book, Uganda be Kidding Me — her first to sit at No. 1 on the New York Times best-seller list for more than a week. She is in the midst of a tour of more than 30 markets, “a massive piece of business” that also will include dates overseas, according to Geof Wills, president of Live Nation Comedy. She will shoot her first stand-up special at the Harris Theatre in Chicago in June to air on cable in October.

Handler’s reps at CAA have been setting meetings with companies including Sony Television and Lionsgate as well as FX to discuss her future. The extent of interest in her in those quarters is not clear. “I don’t know if anybody’s going to pay her as much as E!,” says a source at one company that has been contacted.

Handler is said to be making about $9 million a year while delivering average viewership of 572,000 a night — a decline from 839,000 in 2010. Ad revenue also has dipped more than 15 percent in recent years to $134.5 million, according to Kantar Media. But Handler is the lone female late-night host with a proven track record amid a sea of male hosts across broadcast and cable. And Azoff says his research shows Handler’s performance is stronger than those figures suggest. Despite shrinking overall viewership at E!, his numbers show that Chelsea Lately consistently has built on its lead-in and that this year, her show is averaging a 67 percent increase in viewers over that lead-in, the largest build in the show’s eight-year run. His data also shows her audience is more female than the competitors on any network and younger, with the exception of Conan O’Brien on TBS (though the data for NBC’s Tonight Show predates Jimmy Fallon‘s stint as host).

Handler has been open about her frustration with programming at E! In a March 5 appearance on Howard Stern’s radio show, she described E! as “a sad, sad place to live,” adding, “They don’t know what they’re doing. They have no ideas. It’s a failure.”

While comics such as Jay Leno long have slung mud at their television homes, it’s hard to imagine that NBCUniversal cable entertainment chairman Bonnie Hammer was amused by Handler’s appraisal of her strategy to rebrand E! over the past few years as a more “aspirational” network.

A source at one company on the list to meet with Handler says those public remarks might make potential suitors think twice. “When you see talent go after a network like that, you think one day it could be me,” this person says.

Handler said on Stern’s show that she’d like a forum like Netflix. Broadcast networks probably are out, given Handler’s raunchy brand of humor.

 

Laughing Insanity One Year Anniversary Show Sunday April 13th

LIAnniversaryThe Comedy show brain child of Educated Insanity is celebrating its ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY at the World Famous Laugh Factory on Sunday April 13th at 8pm.

The level of INSANITY is still set to be AMAZING but this time there is a small bit of a twist.

J.r. Bang will be your host for the evening but will feature special guest co-host Xavier Lamont. Closing out the evening will be one of the original hosts, Jay Washington.

The lineup also features some COMPLETE HILARITY from top to bottom, Schmitty B, Rashida Lucas, Dave Yates and Vince Acevedo.

GET YOUR TICKETS NOW and GET THEM ONLINE FOR A SPECIAL DISCOUNT. Go to www.laughfactory.com/clubs/chicago  and use the PROMO CODE “HAHA” for special $12 tickets.  We definitely want to see you IN THE BUILDING, celebrating and laughing with us.

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Man gets nearly 70 years in prison for Robbery Spree over a month

costan-croppedThis man evidently just couldnt get enough.  This here is WILD.

A Brooklyn bandit who launched a one-man armed robbery spree was sent up the river Wednesday for 68 years.

Robert Costan, 48, was convicted of hitting five businesses in Brooklyn a total of 12 times in just over a month between October and November 2012.

“The long prison time he now faces sends a clear message that those who would disrupt the safety of our communities will pay dearly for their crimes,” said Brooklyn District Attorney Kenneth Thompson.

Costan, who was found guilty two weeks ago, targeted a Tasti-D-Lite in Park Slope three times, a nearby laundry joint two times, a Prospect Heights dry cleaning place three times and also a couple of Subway restaurants.

In one Fort Greene location, the stick-up man was foiled when the clerk ran to the back of the sandwich shop and locked himself in a closet, prosecutors said.

Costan returned about a week later, brandished a gun and said, “Don’t be cheap like the last time. Take out the money or I’ll shoot.”

He made out with about $600.

You got 70 years for $600 thats what your dumbass gets

Rapper/Reality Star Benzino Critically Injured After Being Shot

benzinoThis is some very sad news coming out of the ATL well actually Boston in this case . “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star Ray Benzino was allegedly shot by his nephew following an argument while at his mothers funeral three times and is now listed in critical condition.

According to various sources, a fight broke out between family members and Benzino which is when he was shot three times by his nephew as he was leaving the funeral service in Duxbury, Massachusetts, a suburb of Boston

Here is a report that has been coming in from the Boston Globe:

Boston Globe:
State Police arrested a male suspect this afternoon after a 48-year-old man was shot during a funeral procession in Duxbury on Route 3 southbound near Exit 11, according to authorities.
The shooting occurred at 11:55 a.m., and the victim was taken to South Shore Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, according to a statement from Plymouth County District Attorney Timothy J. Cruz.
State Police said the initial report stated the shooting occurred after an argument between family members, but investigators are now working to determine what sparked the violence. In his statement, Cruz said that a person driving a Bentley shot the driver of a red Dodge SUV, who got out of his car and was taken to the Duxbury Police Department by a passerby, before being taken to the hospital.
The driver of the Bentley was arrested and charged with armed assault with intent to murder, according to Cruz. He will be arraigned Monday in Plymouth District Court. His name was not released.
Father William Williams of St. Peter’s Church in Plymouth, where the funeral procession was headed from Quincy, said that he family arrived at the church late but that the funeral was held.
When he looked out of the church to see the funeral procession arrive, he said, he saw blood smudges on the limousine and the hearse. The family was upset, he said, but did not speak about the shooting.
“I said to one of the guys: ‘There’s blood on the hearse.’ There was an incident along the way,” Williams said. “The family was there. They were mourning somebody they loved who died so they didn’t want to talk cops and robbers.”
The highway was closed after the shooting and there are no further details at this time.

Benzino is co-founder and former co-owner of premiere Hip Hop magazine The Source. He stepped down from his position as chief brand manager in 2005.

New App teaches “Oral Sex” Via Licking The Phone

ORGASM-large570You know the expression “THERE’S AN APP FOR THAT” but imagine the reason its being said is not for why you think.

Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team “Club Sexy Time,” promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company.

The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you “wrap it up” by putting some plastic wrap over the screen. This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

Once you’ve fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it’s time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists.

    • “Up n’ Down,” which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible.
    • “Circles,” which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible.

“Freestyle,” which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen.

Man Hits Wife With Toaster For Refusing to Have Sex

floridasexAre things honestly getting this bad where people are becoming THAT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED especially with there spouses.

Once again in the lovely state of Florida in west Boca Raton, A man who lives on Tranquil Lane, threw a toaster at his wife when she refused to have sex with him, according to authorities.

Palm Beach County Sheriff’s officer arrested Jong Park, 37, early Tuesday morning in west Boca Raton. Park, who was released from the Palm Beach County Jail on his own recognizance Wednesday afternoon, faces charges of domestic battery.

Park’s wife told officers when she refused to have sex with him, he hit her, pulled her hair and threw a toaster at her.

Officers noted a bruise on her forehead where the kitchen appliance hit her, according to the report.

In a written sworn statement she said she was scared to go back into the home because he threatened to hit her again.

A 6-year old and a 3-year old also live in the home, according to the report.

How horny does one man have to get or how long has he been deprived to make a man snap out like this.

Pastor Tells Women To Not Wear Underwear To Church

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Is this one of those pastors who need some laying on the hands of the healing. In Kenya,  one pastor has ordered his female members to remove their undergarments in the name of Christ.

Kenyan pastor Rev. Njohi has raised not only a few eyebrows but red flags with his unorthodox suggestion of having his female congregants remove their bras and underwear before coming to church, so that Christ can freely enter their bodies with his spirit, according to The Kenyan Daily Post.

Njohi, who is the pastor of the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Kenya, reportedly refers to undergarments as “ungodly.” The bible-toting minister called together a meeting with church officials and allegedly discussed banning the under garments because people “need to be free in body and spirit in order to receive Christ.”

After warning his female congregants about the evils of skivvies, the God-fearing pastor spoke of the damnation they will suffer if they dare not to go bare underneath.

In true fashion, the church’s female population reportedly did come to church sans their undies, the Post reports, in order to prepare for their spiritual taking.

But what if the members come to church straight from the Kenyan club.